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[sky_healer]

The answers to that "guess what's false" meme.

1. I have almost gotten married.
2. I love mangoes.
3. I enjoy swimming.
4. Math is my best subject.
5. I like Coke better than Pepsi. false
6. I'm not a virgin.
7. My birthday is May 1st.
8. I like Younha and Rie fu.
9. I want to go to Cornell. false
10. I'm in love.
11. I want to go to Paris because it's

Comments

[destroyingsound]

...who would want to marry you?

[fasterthanthou]

Like I'm sure there are lots of women knocking down your door...

[destroyingsound]

I'd be pretty pissed if they did. Repair bills would fuckin kill me. But anyway, mind your own business, bitch.

[fasterthanthou]

You would pay for you door? You seem like those nice kind of guys that would make them pay for it. And if you're going to insult a friend, I won't.

[destroyingsound]

I don't think they would be able to pay for it. You know with the hospital bills and all.

[fasterthanthou]

Ah, and you're so certain you'd win every fight?

[destroyingsound]

Pretty fuckin sure I can. Though if it looks like I can't, I'll just torch the bitches.

[fasterthanthou]

Uh-huh. That's what you say now, but I'm pretty sure you'll be running out the back door with your tail between your legs...like all you little boys do.

[destroyingsound]

I would deserve to get my ass kicked if I let some women scare me. I'm sure I can kick your ass, bitch.

[fasterthanthou]

Oh, so you haven't been beaten up by women before? I would have thought the opposite to be the case. Then again, you could be lying. HA HA. I'm pretty sure you can't.

[destroyingsound]

You can believe whatever the fuck you want. I don't really give a shit what you think about me. Well find out sooner or later, bitch.

[fasterthanthou]

Yes, I guess I can. And that's nice. Hmm...whatever you say.

[fasterthanthou]

And why is that?

[fasterthanthou]

Hmmm... But aren't most guys dogs? And dogs do get scared of the stupidest things...