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[sky_from_sea]

Here's where you can ask Anna any question you want, tell me anything I don't know about her, or ask me what the hell am I thinking re: thing X.

Have at!

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[bitingmybullet]

"Can we just run off and be hetero lifemates together? Everyone else is giving me a fucking headache."

[sky_from_sea]

She looks both startled and amused.

"Sure. I mean, I'm gonna need a vibrator, but as long as you keep me in batteries, we're golden."

[bitingmybullet]

"... Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be hetero. I don't want to put a big financial strain on you."

[sky_from_sea]

"And I'd hate to keep you prisoner of your good nature. So--is this us at an impasse?"

She's not laughing.

Much.

[bitingmybullet]

"A really sexy impasse, apparently."

Beat.

"Or, you know. So Russ would say."

[sky_from_sea]

"We're not taping anything for him."

Anna coughs.

"If, of course, there were ever anything to tape."

[rebelw_outclaws]

"What what taping what?"

[bitingmybullet]

Gwen jumps.

"Oh! Um."

And squares her shoulders.

"Russ ... I know this is going to be hard to hear. But I've decided I'm leaving you for Anna."

[sky_from_sea]

Anna wraps one arm around Gwen's shoulders.

"I'm glad to have her."

[wither_wilt]

THAT'S MEAN!!!!!

[sky_from_sea]

Anna smiles.

"I'm sure you have a very good imagination. It'll be okay."

[wither_wilt]

"But. But. But! BUT--! CAMCORDERS! We don't have any more!"

He thinks about this whole thing for a few moments.

"Nnrngnngg."

[sky_from_sea]

Anna just laughs.

"Do you need some privacy?"