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Aug 13, 2004 10:55

GUESS WHAT?

My boyfriend is taking me to Viejas on Monday, and I'll be all dolled up like a lucky Vegas girl and I'm going to stand next to Milan while he plays poker and when he picks up a straight flush on the river and wins the whole world I'm going to kiss him and say "Awwwwww baby, look at how rich you are!" but in a very gold-digger, white trash sort of way, and then the manager of the casino will come down and offer us the presidential suite with the Jacuzzi and two fireplaces and the whole night will end with me wearing nothing but a mink coat, lying on a pile of money, sipping on Dom Perignon and nibbling beluga caviar with my SugaDaddy right beside me.

Well, actually, I'll probably go out there, watch Milan play poker for 20 minutes, get bored and go to the Gap Outlet store.

But still, I'm excited.
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