I'M SO EXCITED I THINK I HURT MYSELF
Ed: No, it's finally gotten to me, I've finally snapped. This is some insane dream.
Roy: No, it's fate, it's destiny, it was meant to be. Do you remember, when you were new here and she used a Ken doll as my substitute? She prophetzied my coming.
Ed: OHTHANKFUCKYOU'REHEREANDI'MNOTALONEWITHTHECRAZYLADY
Sky: HEY!
Roy: It's alright, I'm here for you now, you don't have to listen to her mad ramblings any longer.
Sky: HEY!
Ed: I sometimes thought that if I jambed things through my eardrums the voice would go away...but then, what if it didn't? I can hear her even now.
Sky: HEY!
Roy: It's alright, later, when she's not beat from being at work all day, she'll pose us in sexual postions.
Al: Brother? Um, Brother? I'm here, too
Ed: Yeah, yeah, I'm having a moment here, give me a sec
Roy: Hello Alphonse, your brother is feeling needy
Ed: Am not, shuddup
Armor!Al: Um, Brother, I was wondering, which one of us is going to be the official Al?
Ed: I'm a little busy here trying to become one with the answer to all those wet dreams. Why don't you two settle that amongst yourselves?
Al: I think I should be the offical Al, I'm the end product and star of the movie after all
Armor!Al: I wouldn't brag about that movie if I were you
Roy: Amen
Sky: OMG, LOOK, I could have my very own FMA conga line!
Ed: I suppose a little privacy is out of the question
Roy: A lot of privacy actually, Fullmetal and I have a rather lenghty debriefing to attend to seeing as we haven't seen each other in so long.
Al: To work already? But we just got here!
Armor!Al: Movie me isn't making any points here. He said debriefing, but brother wears boxers, so maybe it should be a deboxering.
Sky: Ok kids, wrap it up, I'm way to tired and making sexual innuendo is taxing what few brain cells I have functioning tonight!
Guess what came in the mail today ;;;_;;; First two guesses don't count.