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I shall thus start my own thoughts of DGM 196.
Pg 1:
Earl: Toss aside the Black Order, Allen Walker!!!
That's creepy, considering the lightning in the background. And goddammit half-naked Allen is not helping
Pg 2: cover
TOKUSA HAS HANDS!!! 8D
Pg 3:
Earl: They are all clones of me!!!
.... I thank whatever God up there that all Akuma don't look like you!!! I don't need another Star Wars: Attacak of the Clone Wars (DGM version) thank you. Now I wonder what goes inside the Akuma Egg. An army of mini (chibi) Earl clones going about their daily duties, trained to kill and queueing up for new bodies? Personally I'm not laughing And ew. Blob Monster D8 ... With lots of spikes and... fetish fuel
Pg 4:
Ok. This deal is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too good to be true. Assuming taking KH into DGM, light cannot exist without darkness and vice versa. No wait. Why would you give up your grand plan of world domination just for a 16-YEAR-OLD-BOY?! YOU'RE CENTURIES OLD, DAMMIT!! Allen with that expression and water on his hair is DEFINITELY NOT HELPING!!! Nice to see you're awake Kanda.
Pg 5:
ALMA THE ANGEL (OF DEATH) APPEARS!!!! No, it's not the light at the end of the tunnel. Oh dang, Alma just turned into Larxene. JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT LIGHTNING!!!
Kanda Jumped.
Larxe-- Alma used Thunderbolt!!!
Kanda is paralysed. Attack and Movement halved!!
Allen is shoe-glued. Movement halted!
Alma used Limit Break, Lv 5 Harpoon
It's super effective!! Kanda's Movement halted!!
Alma went into Larxene mode
This is SUCH a mood killer =__=;; I expected the sky to rain thunder and a field of flowers appears. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay not cool. OhfortheloveofwhateverGoduptherewhoknowsthatallfansknowKandahasthehotsforotherguys, JUST GIVE US THE ID AND GET BACK TO THE BATTLE SCENE
Because comments are too short 8D;; so Bak looks just like his daddy. Tokusa became a blob monster. Tokusa-mon used Nova Thunder Ball on Bak!
Nova Thunder Ball is apparently an all-opponents on field move. Larxene spawned another Larxene. A mindless one too. There should be a rule banning all Larxene byproducts B(
Tokusa-mon used combo move: Thunder + Chatter!! I WANNA SEE TOKUSA'S BODY DAMMIT!!! STOP GIVING ME GRAYED OUT BODY PARTS!!! DX
Only Tokusa can manage to look hot while confused and possessed 8D Where be my BishieSparkle object?
Tokusa used Guillotine!!
It's super effective!! Allen's Movement halved. Attack Speed halved!!
Allen so needs a new leg after this B( I so do not want to cosplay Allen anymore if that happens.
Earl: Come to Papa, Allen <3 for I... am your REAL father
Awwww... Johnny =w= And Earl... "I want to be.. by his side..." For I am... his father.... Sinister looking face is not convincing at all, you big dude. You got some fetish for kids, don't you =w=;; Cues shocked Noah faces. "WHAT?! YOU'RE A PEDO ALL ALONG?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!"
Allen's expression is so.... uke.
BAK USED HADOKEN!!!! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! Tokusa-mon is defeated. For used Barrier. Woah. After taking this much hits the old dude Zuu is still standing? O_O he's pretty resistant. And gawd Allen, put a SHIRT ON!!! You do realize you have to cut down the Sexy Shota Beam right? Ohgod, how many times do you have to angst over having to save someone OR not?!
Tyki used False Swipe!!
For is left 1HP!!
Oh Tyki, wanting the boy (to molest later) for yourself? Don't be selfish ok? XD Geh, all talk no action. You're the one to talk, For =__= Yay for Tyki who used Noah Beam on For 8D
ARGH DAMN YOU ALLEN!!! STOP BEING THE HERO FOR ONCE WILL YOU?! D< And you're asking a really stupid question =___=;; how does ANYBODY know if Alma can be saved or not unless you try. The thunder's still raging? Ok, who broke Larxene's cheese grill, own up B(
Allen: owfuckshit my leg!!! (Movement halved)
Zuu: I'll fix it.. WITH MAI GLOWY CATFISH!!!
A magical golem that heals others using the caster's life energy. Now that's familiar B( you need to learn some new spells that do not include life force, old dude. Oh, but you're dead. Oh well.
Renee thinks Kanda should be stopped. AND SHE'S RIGHT!!
KANDA'S HEART HAS BEEN LOST TO THE DARKNESS!!!
FIFTH ILLUSION STYLE: DARK PULSE!!! DIE ALMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alma used Light Cannon!!!
It's super effective!!! Kanda's Attack Movement halved!!
... Ogod, Kanda's hair went through a horrible change D8 It resembles RENGE now D8
Kanda used Blade of Darkness!!
Allen used Block!!
I'm running out of lame parodies
so I'll end it here. Kanda's radiating darkness. Would be cool to see him with golden eyes 8D
... I'm not making much sense here but LOLLOL!!! I think I'm insane first
Pg 1:
Earl: Toss aside the Black Order, Allen Walker!!!
That's creepy, considering the lightning in the background. And goddammit half-naked Allen is not helping
Pg 2: cover
TOKUSA HAS HANDS!!! 8D
Pg 3:
Earl: They are all clones of me!!!
.... I thank whatever God up there that all Akuma don't look like you!!! I don't need another Star Wars: Attacak of the Clone Wars (DGM version) thank you. Now I wonder what goes inside the Akuma Egg. An army of mini (chibi) Earl clones going about their daily duties, trained to kill and queueing up for new bodies? Personally I'm not laughing And ew. Blob Monster D8 ... With lots of spikes and... fetish fuel
Pg 4:
Ok. This deal is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too good to be true. Assuming taking KH into DGM, light cannot exist without darkness and vice versa. No wait. Why would you give up your grand plan of world domination just for a 16-YEAR-OLD-BOY?! YOU'RE CENTURIES OLD, DAMMIT!! Allen with that expression and water on his hair is DEFINITELY NOT HELPING!!! Nice to see you're awake Kanda.
Pg 5:
ALMA THE ANGEL (OF DEATH) APPEARS!!!! No, it's not the light at the end of the tunnel. Oh dang, Alma just turned into Larxene. JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT LIGHTNING!!!
Kanda Jumped.
Larxe-- Alma used Thunderbolt!!!
Kanda is paralysed. Attack and Movement halved!!
Allen is shoe-glued. Movement halted!
Alma used Limit Break, Lv 5 Harpoon
It's super effective!! Kanda's Movement halted!!
Alma went into Larxene mode
This is SUCH a mood killer =__=;; I expected the sky to rain thunder and a field of flowers appears. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay not cool. OhfortheloveofwhateverGoduptherewhoknowsthatallfansknowKandahasthehotsforotherguys, JUST GIVE US THE ID AND GET BACK TO THE BATTLE SCENE
Because comments are too short 8D;; so Bak looks just like his daddy. Tokusa became a blob monster. Tokusa-mon used Nova Thunder Ball on Bak!
Nova Thunder Ball is apparently an all-opponents on field move. Larxene spawned another Larxene. A mindless one too. There should be a rule banning all Larxene byproducts B(
Tokusa-mon used combo move: Thunder + Chatter!! I WANNA SEE TOKUSA'S BODY DAMMIT!!! STOP GIVING ME GRAYED OUT BODY PARTS!!! DX
Only Tokusa can manage to look hot while confused and possessed 8D Where be my BishieSparkle object?
Tokusa used Guillotine!!
It's super effective!! Allen's Movement halved. Attack Speed halved!!
Allen so needs a new leg after this B( I so do not want to cosplay Allen anymore if that happens.
Earl: Come to Papa, Allen <3 for I... am your REAL father
Awwww... Johnny =w= And Earl... "I want to be.. by his side..." For I am... his father.... Sinister looking face is not convincing at all, you big dude. You got some fetish for kids, don't you =w=;; Cues shocked Noah faces. "WHAT?! YOU'RE A PEDO ALL ALONG?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!"
Allen's expression is so.... uke.
BAK USED HADOKEN!!!! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!! Tokusa-mon is defeated. For used Barrier. Woah. After taking this much hits the old dude Zuu is still standing? O_O he's pretty resistant. And gawd Allen, put a SHIRT ON!!! You do realize you have to cut down the Sexy Shota Beam right? Ohgod, how many times do you have to angst over having to save someone OR not?!
Tyki used False Swipe!!
For is left 1HP!!
Oh Tyki, wanting the boy (to molest later) for yourself? Don't be selfish ok? XD Geh, all talk no action. You're the one to talk, For =__= Yay for Tyki who used Noah Beam on For 8D
ARGH DAMN YOU ALLEN!!! STOP BEING THE HERO FOR ONCE WILL YOU?! D< And you're asking a really stupid question =___=;; how does ANYBODY know if Alma can be saved or not unless you try. The thunder's still raging? Ok, who broke Larxene's cheese grill, own up B(
Allen: owfuckshit my leg!!! (Movement halved)
Zuu: I'll fix it.. WITH MAI GLOWY CATFISH!!!
A magical golem that heals others using the caster's life energy. Now that's familiar B( you need to learn some new spells that do not include life force, old dude. Oh, but you're dead. Oh well.
Renee thinks Kanda should be stopped. AND SHE'S RIGHT!!
KANDA'S HEART HAS BEEN LOST TO THE DARKNESS!!!
FIFTH ILLUSION STYLE: DARK PULSE!!! DIE ALMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alma used Light Cannon!!!
It's super effective!!! Kanda's Attack Movement halved!!
... Ogod, Kanda's hair went through a horrible change D8 It resembles RENGE now D8
Kanda used Blade of Darkness!!
Allen used Block!!
I'm running out of lame parodies
so I'll end it here. Kanda's radiating darkness. Would be cool to see him with golden eyes 8D
... I'm not making much sense here but LOLLOL!!! I think I'm insane first