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[skwerley]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke

the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while

she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts

Comments

[mystic_sadness]

will you please do a cut?

[skwerley]

nope...aint mah fault people have me on their friends page

[animusconstrued]

The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

[iheartcurly]

[hazy_cdxx]

haha..
this was funny when i first read it..
and yep..
still funny..
deff. a good waste of space on my friends page
lol