Horoscope
Horoscope horoscope horoscope:
"GEMINI May 20-June 19
Venus retrograde spells trouble with women. Keep an eye out for the mean girls crowd. They're looking to rumble."
At the gym's usual territory. Shades of West Side Story. And I don't know any mean girls anymore---they've all gone on to live their mean lives, meanly making each other unhappy. What a comfortable thought.
This weekend: Kayaking in Santa Cruz. Oh not ME, of course. I shall stay on the beach with my delicious frosty adult beverage and my book, restraining the Stinky Terrierist who will doubtlessly try to hurl himself into the sea after Mrs. Skwashy.
Next weekend: Mother-in-law visit, open studios, Sausalito, dinner in North Beach followed by Beach Blanket Babylon, drinks at the Top of the Mark (we know one of the musicians in the band and are going to ask him to play "Happy Birthday" for the MIL)and 100 martinis! No, wait...I hate martinis. But they have 100 of them at the ToM, famously. I'll have seltzer. Seltzer removes stains, not that it follows, but one must dispense one's housekeeping tips when they pop up or one forgets.
"GEMINI May 20-June 19
Venus retrograde spells trouble with women. Keep an eye out for the mean girls crowd. They're looking to rumble."
At the gym's usual territory. Shades of West Side Story. And I don't know any mean girls anymore---they've all gone on to live their mean lives, meanly making each other unhappy. What a comfortable thought.
This weekend: Kayaking in Santa Cruz. Oh not ME, of course. I shall stay on the beach with my delicious frosty adult beverage and my book, restraining the Stinky Terrierist who will doubtlessly try to hurl himself into the sea after Mrs. Skwashy.
Next weekend: Mother-in-law visit, open studios, Sausalito, dinner in North Beach followed by Beach Blanket Babylon, drinks at the Top of the Mark (we know one of the musicians in the band and are going to ask him to play "Happy Birthday" for the MIL)and 100 martinis! No, wait...I hate martinis. But they have 100 of them at the ToM, famously. I'll have seltzer. Seltzer removes stains, not that it follows, but one must dispense one's housekeeping tips when they pop up or one forgets.