Melty Melty Melty Squelch

Jul 03, 2006 14:26

It's bloody boiling.   
I'm drowning in my own sweat.   
I'm stuck in the office, next to the window.  
Everyone is either AWOL or off sick and it's bloody busy.  
I haven't had anywhere near as much caffeine as I'd like.
I have indigestion.  
Everytime I try and go for a dump, the phone rings.

I merely protest with a subtle helping of...
CLUNGEBASTARD!!

(PS. Good luck on your first day in the office Shell!)
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