My eyesite has gotten noticeably worse over the course of the last month. I took a trip to the opticians today to find out what's what. Well the wonderful news is - it has been deteriorating due to an enflamed Retina - a condition (ending with "-ia" - I can't remember exactly what the optician said) that apparently is only usually caused by stress, unhappiness and anxiety in males during their mid twenties!
Absolutely brilliant! Not only am I a seemingly stressed out, miserable nutcase - or perhaps suffering some sort of emotional breakdown that I didn't even realise was happening - but it's also making me go blind!!
At least if it was wanking making me go blind it would be more fun....