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Dr. Phil has proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see all the things I've started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I polished off a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kalhua, a bottle of champagne, the rest of a New York cheesecake, a box of chocolates, a half gallon of Rocky Road ice cream, half a box of Vanilla Wafers, and the remainder of my Prozac and Valium prescriptions. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel now that I've achieved inner peace!