Borrowed from C....
1. My favorite childhood toy was:
Spin art or twister....actually a large spinning twister would have been ideal but I was lower middle class and, thus, could not do the Richie Rich thing...
2. My favorite childhood game was:
Blow the head off of GI Joe or let's make pyrotechnics with ye olde chemistry set and household products...
3. The best movie I ever saw as a kid was:
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.....that kid snatching dude had a mean ride and some pretty sheik clothing....
4. I don't do it much, but I really enjoy:
Greasing myself up with green slime and running naked through the mall during Christmas season with my fingers held to my temples like tiny antlers....
5. If I could lighten up a little, I'd let myself:
Disconnect myself from my material body and float far, far, away and maybe go pick Jimi Hendrix's head or something....
6. If it weren't too late, I'd:
Who says it's too late? Who wrote this question? It's never to late until they embalm your bloated carcass, that's what I say....
7. My favorite musical instrument is:
A twisted brain. Without a twisted brain yer just pissing in the wind or playing by rote....
8. The amount of money I spend on treating myself to entertainment each month is:
Less than 30$ because masturbation is still free and your best entertainment value...
9. If I weren't so stingy, I'd buy my inner artist:
Well, there is that Hamer Standard with the flame job (see last pic.) but, but, but.....
10. Taking time out for myself is:
The problem with taking time out is that there is really no where to go so I usually end up taking it back home and smear it with KY....
11. I am afraid if I start dreaming:
It will be some more of those demonic women type dreams that claw me to bits just as I'm copping a nut in my shorts and then I wake up all sticky pubis and shite....
12. I secretly enjoy reading:
Reader's Digest...because I can't believe that half of those writers don't live in Stepford or something...it's a real retro kick...
13. If I had a perfect childhood, I'd have grown up to be:
I had a rotten childhood but I'm happily demented. Why would I wanna give up that?
14. If it didn't sound too crazy, I'd create:
Define "too crazy" please...
15. My parents think artists are:
Dreamers, pipe-dreamers, hobbyists, unrealistic, unreal, unattainable...lord knows I've heard about it....
16. My God/dess thinks artists are:
Hollow bones...
17. What makes me feel weird about practicing my art is:
I often lose grip on reality and find myself poor, lonely, and highly under appreciated....
18. Learning to trust myself is probably:
Not to be cliche but trust no one....humans change like the wind...
19. My cheer-me-up music is:
Godflesh, Ministry, Sabbath...mosh, 2, 3, 4.....
20. If I could, I'd dress like this all the time:
Jeans, Tees, Chuck Taylor's.....I do....
Spin art or twister....actually a large spinning twister would have been ideal but I was lower middle class and, thus, could not do the Richie Rich thing...
2. My favorite childhood game was:
Blow the head off of GI Joe or let's make pyrotechnics with ye olde chemistry set and household products...
3. The best movie I ever saw as a kid was:
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.....that kid snatching dude had a mean ride and some pretty sheik clothing....
4. I don't do it much, but I really enjoy:
Greasing myself up with green slime and running naked through the mall during Christmas season with my fingers held to my temples like tiny antlers....
5. If I could lighten up a little, I'd let myself:
Disconnect myself from my material body and float far, far, away and maybe go pick Jimi Hendrix's head or something....
6. If it weren't too late, I'd:
Who says it's too late? Who wrote this question? It's never to late until they embalm your bloated carcass, that's what I say....
7. My favorite musical instrument is:
A twisted brain. Without a twisted brain yer just pissing in the wind or playing by rote....
8. The amount of money I spend on treating myself to entertainment each month is:
Less than 30$ because masturbation is still free and your best entertainment value...
9. If I weren't so stingy, I'd buy my inner artist:
Well, there is that Hamer Standard with the flame job (see last pic.) but, but, but.....
10. Taking time out for myself is:
The problem with taking time out is that there is really no where to go so I usually end up taking it back home and smear it with KY....
11. I am afraid if I start dreaming:
It will be some more of those demonic women type dreams that claw me to bits just as I'm copping a nut in my shorts and then I wake up all sticky pubis and shite....
12. I secretly enjoy reading:
Reader's Digest...because I can't believe that half of those writers don't live in Stepford or something...it's a real retro kick...
13. If I had a perfect childhood, I'd have grown up to be:
I had a rotten childhood but I'm happily demented. Why would I wanna give up that?
14. If it didn't sound too crazy, I'd create:
Define "too crazy" please...
15. My parents think artists are:
Dreamers, pipe-dreamers, hobbyists, unrealistic, unreal, unattainable...lord knows I've heard about it....
16. My God/dess thinks artists are:
Hollow bones...
17. What makes me feel weird about practicing my art is:
I often lose grip on reality and find myself poor, lonely, and highly under appreciated....
18. Learning to trust myself is probably:
Not to be cliche but trust no one....humans change like the wind...
19. My cheer-me-up music is:
Godflesh, Ministry, Sabbath...mosh, 2, 3, 4.....
20. If I could, I'd dress like this all the time:
Jeans, Tees, Chuck Taylor's.....I do....