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Second Shot- [Video]

Mar 09, 2010 22:13

[Device clicks on. Jan appears on screen, sitting on a dumpster and smoking a cigarette off of what appears to be a severed hand.... he seems to have a new, warm-ish looking coat on, but he's still shivering slightly.Mother FUCKING SHIT. So. Peeps in the little mechanical piece of shit. Does the weather in this place EVERY FUCKING LET UP? Not that ( Read more... )

new coat, home, good smoke, good eats

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13sugars March 10 2010, 14:35:25 UTC

Why don't you find an apartment?

skullfucku March 10 2010, 15:30:39 UTC

Why don't you fucking blow me? You don't think I thought about that already, Padre?

...Where the fuck do you live?

13sugars March 10 2010, 15:32:58 UTC

[... Oh hell no he's not giving you his address.]

... I move around a lot! Never in the same spot, here and there, you know? I'll settle down one day, but for now it's the dusty road!

[Ha ha ha Mariner high school]

skullfucku March 10 2010, 15:35:11 UTC

[Smirk] The 'ol dusty road, huh? How the fuck do you keep warm? You got little boys lining that jacket of yours?

13sugars March 10 2010, 15:36:25 UTC

What? No! It's a good coat! Thick wool, I think it might be Yorkshire, I can't tell.

skullfucku March 10 2010, 18:08:07 UTC

Its alright, Padre, your secret is fucking safe with me.

13sugars March 10 2010, 20:19:08 UTC

... It is? ... Wait, what secret?

skullfucku March 11 2010, 03:49:44 UTC

The secret that you got small children lining your jacket. Nasty ass Priest.

13sugars March 11 2010, 03:52:05 UTC

[WHY YOU-]

I never said that! That is slander!

skullfucku March 11 2010, 03:58:57 UTC

Oh! Thats good! That's REAL good! [He laughs] I never heard ya say it either!

...you might want to air the thing out from time to time if you want to keep them lively. A kid's corpse wont do you much fucking good... [Pause] ...ok, well there's a couple things you could do, but you're already playing a dangerous line... what with the fucking pedophilia.

[ooc; XD oh jesus... goddammit, Jan]

13sugars March 11 2010, 04:10:42 UTC

[EW.]

Will you just shut up!

[ooc: WHY DO YOU DO THIIIIIS]

skullfucku March 11 2010, 04:17:52 UTC

Do I get a cookie? Maybe some of that fucking blood of Christ?

[ooc; ITS JAN I'M SORRY! *loves on*]

13sugars March 11 2010, 04:19:19 UTC

[Goddamnit you are so lucky he's not actually religious]

Are you trying to give me stress wrinkles?!

[ooc:JAN. WHY JAN. WHY NOT HUGS?]

skullfucku March 11 2010, 04:24:18 UTC

Maybe. Don't worry, I'm sure the kids'll still love you. It'll make you look all distinguished and shit. They might start searching your pockets for candy.

[ooc; they're hugs... in strange inappropriate taunting form 8D;;;]

13sugars March 11 2010, 04:25:52 UTC

[HE DOESN'T SHARE THOSE CANDIES. THEY ARE EMERGENCY CANDIES. That... he just ran out of]

Can't you ever say anything nice? Ever?

skullfucku March 11 2010, 04:31:33 UTC

Thought I was saying something nice, Padre.

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