First Shot- [Video]

[skullfucku]

[Guess who finally came-to? Jan wakes up.... completely full. Sitting up he rustles in his pockets, finding the gadget in his hand and tosses it down. Device starts recording. Jan is shown... ontop of a roof somewhere- its mid afternoon]

HOLY FUCK. Anyone get the number on that motherfucking SEMI that floored me? [He falls back down on the roof,

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He likes you already

[fathers_pride]

You're scary, mister!

XD oh hell yeah

[skullfucku]

Oh I'm more than just fucking scary, skidmark. Dont fucking insult me.

[fathers_pride]

...or else?

[skullfucku]

Or else you could be used as pocket sized snack I periodically pull out to use as a fucking puppet via claws in the motherfucking spine. Sure, the gigs would be sweet at first, and your body will fucking rot and reek after a while, but it'll be our golden days.

[fathers_pride]

[Connection terminated]

What a nice man.