First Shot- [Video]

[skullfucku]

[Guess who finally came-to? Jan wakes up.... completely full. Sitting up he rustles in his pockets, finding the gadget in his hand and tosses it down. Device starts recording. Jan is shown... ontop of a roof somewhere- its mid afternoon]

HOLY FUCK. Anyone get the number on that motherfucking SEMI that floored me? [He falls back down on the roof,

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[Video]

[whatthefactor]

Am I now?

[Video]

[skullfucku]

[huge grin] You bet your ass

[Video]

[whatthefactor]

[A snicker.]

And what makes you so different from the rest of the 000s who've said the exact same garbage, hmm?

[Video]- XD you really shouldn't have asked

[skullfucku]

[he laughs] What makes me different? What is this a fucking interview? There a talent segment to this pageant too?

[He leans back] Lets keep it simple. Shoot you in the motherfucking head, rip your fucking throat out, use the fresh bloody as shit opening to pleasure myself to your skull.

'That different enough for ya?

[Video] lmao he's not fazed

[whatthefactor]

Just bored, nothing >. Tired of seeing the same shit repeated off to ∞.

[And he just laughs, humored by the idea.] I'm pretty positive you don't want to do that.

[Video] oh no, they might actually get along XD

[skullfucku]

[He scoffs]Better not be that fucking boring here. Got a second wind here, I dont want to have it be a goddamn waste.

[He gives a nod, grinning with amusement] You sure? You fuck one motherfucker through a makeshift throat hole I guess you've fucked 'em all.

[Video] ... if they do, god help us all.

[whatthefactor]

It can get zetta dull fast. Reuse the same shit over again. Bring the same worthless digits. But then you have to make your own fun.

[He snickers.] Last I checked, vampires don't feed on the dead.

[Video]

[skullfucku]

You're telling me. So you got something to fucking offer, man?

[He laughs] Thats because most dont take it to the next fucking level, because they're ragged self-righteous pussies. Seriously, just drain the shit outta it and leave the body? For fucking what? Sounds like a waste. Too many uses for a dead body.

[Video]

[whatthefactor]

Looking for entertainment myself. You can only repeat the same equations, kill the same monsters, so many times before you get bored with them.

[He laughs, shaking his head.] I don't think you're following. Zero surprise there, with that fractional IQ. I'm dead. Have been for years now.

[Video]

[skullfucku]

Yeah, alright, you got me there.

[He laughs] And so fucking what? You're dead? Just makes me want to play even more. What part of fucking psycho necrophiliac vampire didn't you get? And I thought I was a retard.

[Video]

[whatthefactor]

[He shrugs, more or less unfazed.] Don't know the fucking vampire shit, never gave a digit. Heard some kind can't drink dead people's blood or something. Obviously miscalculated on that.

[Video]

[skullfucku]

Yeah, some people fucking think that those stupid ass crucifixes and holy water have an effect too. I'm a better kind of Vampire, lets leave it at that.

[Video]

[whatthefactor]

Not as much garbage superstitions as calibrations, but it's of little significance obviously.

Either way, it isn't in your best interest.

[Video]

[skullfucku]

Not in my best interest? You fucking serious? A guy's gotta eat.

[Video]

[whatthefactor]

There are 400 other digits that are at least 5x more expendable.

[Video]

[skullfucku]

You're actually not bad to fucking talk to, man. I'm sure I'll find other neck holes to fuck.

...Even if I dont, you'll be back, right?