BELGIAN PUPPY;; G
the adventure of kyu and his puppy. no need to be specially breeded, this one comes with the super junior package deal
Despite living with Leeteuk, Eunhyuk etcetera, etcetera for numerous years, Kyuhyun hates dogs. He doesn't mean to really, it's not his number one life accomplishment to live with the suffix -dog hater attached to his name, but he does. He was never fond of their pathetic love-sick eyes, their germ-favoring tendencies to lick everything with their tongue and then spread said germs on people who find this absolutely charming; and he REALLY doesn't get why people think these beings that need absolute unvying attention every second of the day are worth the time consumption. No, Kyuhyun has better things to do than teach a dog how to roll over and how to catch a frisbee with their abhorring canine teeth.
"Kyukyukyu," Donghae serves him an extra three helpings of kimchi one morning before work, "come run with me after we eat."
Kyuhyun stops himself mid-air bite from his scoopful of rice. He can't tell if sleepy-just-woken-up Donghae is joking.
"Me? Run?"
Donghae nods up and down eagerly, careless bedhead hair swaying in every direction. Kyuhyun puts his fork down, nerves prattled.
"Uh, Donghae-hyung, you know who you are asking right? I can't run, why don't you ask Eunhyuk-hyung or Leeteuk-hyung or Yesung-hyung to go with you?" Cough. "I wanted to play a game before rehearsal."
Donghae pouts, hands forming little prayer gestures in the knees of his sweats and he bends his head down, only looking up to Kyuhyun between his moppy hair with those ever-growing, infamously irresistible puppy eyes.
"Please Kyukyukyu, I only want to go with you," He pouts some more and Kyuhyun can already feel his karma backing up with the spiciness of the kimchi. He picks up his fork again, reluctantly shoving his now cold rice into his mouth.
"Okay fine, but if I have heart failure and it's on the evening headlines," Kyuhyun sputters bits of rice between his chewing, "you only have yourself to blame."
"Thank you, thank you!" Donghae stands up, teeth gleaming from both ends, tongue wagging out a little, those huge sorrowful eyes twinkling from the sunlight crossing the room. "Besides, Eunhyuk can't run this morning, he already left for schedule. I'll see you upstairs in ten!"
Kyuhyun opens his mouth to say something, anything, but Donghae's already one step ahead, kissing Kyuhyun's cheek briskly before shuffling out, two steps as he leaves for his own dorm. Kyuhyun realizes he's been had, by a puppy no less and he swears he sees a fluffy tail trail behind Donghae as he shuts the door.
Kyuhyun opens up his cyworld when he comes home two hours later, wheezing, face flushed and migraine apt.
'I hate dogs.'
Is all he writes.
He deletes the entry three hours later, antis flooding his page with every varying way of calling him guilty of animal cruelty.
'Kyukyukyu, don't you love me? =(' Donghae tweets to him that night between rehearsal break, and Kyuhyun imagines Donghae's face contorting into fifty ways of upset. He turns around, Donghae steps away, tongue wagging again with his blackberry out. Kyuhyun stands still, tweeting back away on his blackberry fast.
'No.'
He watches as Donghae's tongue retreats and his eyes get instantly sad, fickle tears ready to drop.
Kyuhyun sighs, walks to him and takes a good glance. Donghae's reproachful look never falters, he's ever so loyal. Kyuhyun pats his hyung's head.
"You really shouldn't hate dogs, Kyuhyun. They are just simple creatures." Kyuhyun nods, eyes closed as he continues to pat Donghae's head. "Some of my fans tell me I'm like a puppy."
He says with this such conviction, Kyuhyun feels like he might have just actually kicked a puppy. His stomach lurches. Karma.
"Sorry, hyung." he mutters.
"Will you go running with me again tomorrow morning? We can take a path that has less dogs."
Puppy eyes return, huge, sombering and glorious and Kyuhyun puts his hands up in the air with defeat.
"Good, and this time wear running shoes-- not those old gym sneakers you wore today. Also, I'm thinking we should go up to the mountains after, there's this really treacherous hike everyone's been talking about that we've got to try for ourselves, and it'd be nice if you wouldn't complain tomorrow, you know you'll save your breath if you talk less while running."
Kyuhyun catches a glimpse of Donghae's canine teeth when he's talking, he's sure of it. He's been had again.
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