So . . . what are you wearing?
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You! Go sit in the corner. Answer the phone or something . . . do something useful where people don't have to look at you. You've got a good face for phone work.
Elsie, aren't you afraid your husband's banging his secretary?
No Madge, because his phone is answered by those hoary hags at EDGEWOOD EXCHANGE.
Wow, that must be a relief! I'm going to have my husband start using that used-up skag service too!