Rifftrax is live tonight.
The Rifftrax guys are doing one of their live performances tonight, this time taking on the original House on Haunted Hill. Luka and I have gone to each of these things and always end up walking out assless because we'd laughed them off somewhere inside the theater.
The last movie we saw at the theater was the last Rifftrax event, which goes to show how little we go to the movies anymore. We used to go to the movies all the time when we were first going out. Mostly this was because it was an excuse to get her out of the house she was in so that we could go find a place to make out. But we don't go out of our way to see films these days, partly because we can make out at home, partly because we have a backlog of stuff to watch already, and mostly because people in theaters are rude assholes who need to be struck in the teeth with a board. One of the best things about the live Rifftrax events is the crowd does very little if any talking during the show . . . because we all paid to listen to somebody else talk during the show. It's definitely the last safe way to watch a movie in a crowd, in my book. I don't even bring my board.
The last movie we saw at the theater was the last Rifftrax event, which goes to show how little we go to the movies anymore. We used to go to the movies all the time when we were first going out. Mostly this was because it was an excuse to get her out of the house she was in so that we could go find a place to make out. But we don't go out of our way to see films these days, partly because we can make out at home, partly because we have a backlog of stuff to watch already, and mostly because people in theaters are rude assholes who need to be struck in the teeth with a board. One of the best things about the live Rifftrax events is the crowd does very little if any talking during the show . . . because we all paid to listen to somebody else talk during the show. It's definitely the last safe way to watch a movie in a crowd, in my book. I don't even bring my board.