For edana_ni_emer

[pinkdoom]

For edana_ni_emer, her requested fic:

Title: Of Dirty Words, Male Strippers, and Jealous Wizards
Pairing: Bob/Harry, of course….I’ve been ruined for writing all other couples
Rating: NC-17...I don’t believe in lower ratings *evil smile*
Warnings: A couple of equally jealous wizards, the usual language and smut I always write…oh, and Dom!Harry! Some

Comments

[pinkdoom]

*giggles* Very true, very true...*sigh* I see I've built up a rep, huh? I always feel like I've left something out of my fics, no matter the size of the missing piece...I guess I'm a bit of a perfectionist.

For you, my dear, because you pouted and I don't do well when people beg or pout :)

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"Fuck, Harry, please," Bob moaned, his fingers scrabbling for purchase on the mattress below him. His body was rocking with the combined force of Harry's thrusts and the quickly building orgasm that was leaving him panting and shaking.

"Say...it...again," Harry spat out, fingers digging into Bob's hips, making the man below him cry out, the lines between pain and pleasure blurred into a milky gray.

Bob took several quick breaths, each one sounding like whimper, and tipped his head back as Harry grabbed his hair. "Harry, please," he keened, shuddering as Harry's cock rubbed viciously against his prostrate.

Harry pulled almost all the way out of Bob and slammed back in as hard as he could. Bob nearly screamed in pleasure before he was panted Harry's name over and over, his body tightening and warmth spreading through him just as Harry took a hold of Bob's cock. The simple touch of Harry's hand on his penis jerked him over the edge, and Bob saw white flashes in front of his eyes before everything went black. Bob's body shook so violently Harry had to hold him in place while he climaxed, pumping stream after stream of semen inside Bob, his cries melding with Bob's.

Sweaty, shaking, and not nearly stable enough to support himself any longer, Bob allowed himself to fall rather ungraciously on the bed. He felt Harry's body slide along his back, and he grunted in slight pain as Harry pulled out.

When his tongue and jaw decided to work again, Bob slowly rolled onto his side, face slack, hair mussed, and a relaxed satiation in his eyes, which were slowly going back to their original light blue. "You're still a dirty tease, Harry Dresden. I'm going to make you pay for making me beg."

Harry chuckled wearily, running a soft hand through Bob's hair. "I hope so."
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[edana_ni_emer]

Eeeee! *bouncebouncebounce* *hugs* Thank you! :-D

That was wonderful and hot and fabulous. :-)

*hugs again*

Heck, if you've got a smut-bunny you want me to write, toss it my way. We can trade them back and forth for days. *grin* Be warned, though, I'm a really slow writer, and I'm going to be out of the house all weekend.

[pinkdoom]

ooo...everyone's been tempting me lately with writing me smut bunnies...I love this! It's like Christmas every day in this comm! You're welcome, dearie...stuff like that just pops outta my head sometimes. It's strange...

Um, let's see...smut bunny, here smut bunny...*chases one and scoops it up* How about a tender (but hot) Bob and Harry domestic scene...like they're trying to clean out the closet or dresser together, or trying to rearrange the lab...yeah, the lab, I think I like that better. Something sweet but tasty? Think you can do that? ...it doesn't have to be long at all, really, a drabble if anything. And no big deal on time...I'm a rather patient person on most things, and I've got a paper this weekend to write as well. So take you time, and enjoy your holiday weekend!

[edana_ni_emer]

...I think I can do that. :-) I'll let it simmer and post it back to you when it's done. *grin*

*re-reads story and smut scene* Wow. Still sooo damn hot.

[pinkdoom]

Aw, yay! Thanks! And I'm all for simmering...sometimes, that's the best for a fic :)

[lurkerlynne]

You know that icon of yours is pure porn, right? ::is ded::

[pinkdoom]

*giggles* Which one? The RHPS or the Bob magical one? The Bob one was made by aphroditeroslin and the RHPS one by minty_peach, who has got to be one of the best RHPS on LJ.

Or are you talking about someone else entirely? :) In that case...ignore me. I've had too much caffeine today.

[lurkerlynne]

The one with Harry and the word 'Lush'. Er, RHPS? That's Rocky Horror Picture Show, yes? You have Pics of TM as Frankie?! ::pops over to check icons:: Oh, damn. Just Tim Curry. ::pouts:: Who looks creepy as Frankie, unlike TM who looks hotter than he should in that outfit. ::rewatches YouTube video:: Idiot always pans too far right! Left! Left!

[lurkerlynne]

The Bob/Magical one is pretty hot, too. I love watching his hands.

[pinkdoom]

Mmmm...Bob hands... ;) I love that Harry icon as well...and it is, as you say, practically icon-porn! :)

[pinkdoom]

LOL...I know how you feel...my brain's about ready to explode from all the wonderful-ness on this comm! :) And I LOVE your icon...guh, perfect screen cap!

[aphroditeroslin]

OMG! This was hot! Guh! And you added more! Woo hoo!

Love the icon! Yay! For the House love! Ooh, and look what I did to the Magical! icon I made! It's amazing what you discover when you play around with things! LOL!

Anyway, loved this! Smokin' hot! Damn!

[pinkdoom]

*snickers* Thank you, dearie...*snags icon* I just love that little touch of light...so perfect for Bob! :) Glad it was hot...sometimes it feels like my smut bunnies run out of juice and I'm just repeating myself...so I'm more than happy that I still can churn out good slashy fun! :)

And I love House almost as much as I love The Dresden Files...guh, Hugh Laurie makes my heart go pitter-patter. ;)

[aphroditeroslin]

I love House almost as much as I love The Dresden Files...guh, Hugh Laurie makes my heart go pitter-patter. ;)

Squee! Me too! Hugh Laurie gives me the pretty butterflies in my special places! Robert Sean Leonard gives me even better ones! ;D

Glad you like the little finishing touch. I was particularly happy with it. I was so happy to discover it!

And, yes, this story was very hot! I'm actually very hard to please when it comes to Harry/Bob smut. I don't know why. It's really weird. It's not that the writing isn't good, it's just a lot of it doesn't work for me. It makes me sad cause just about any House/Wilson stuff I read is satisfying. Wow, I need some serious mental help! LOL!

[pinkdoom]

*grins* You need help? If that's true, then I should be in a mental institute...look at the stuff I write! (skull kink, anyone?) :) I think the nice thing about Bob/Harry is that there are so many dimensions to it...we all know Bob is snarky and Harry's routinely gets his ass kicked, but Bob has a tender, sensitive side to him, and I firmly believe there is a dom!Harry just lurking inside our favorite wizard...this story, point in case. But thanks for your comments...I'm more than pleased I can still make people go "GUH, oh my god!" :)