this amused me.
So sometimes when I'm really tired and I'm writing, these weird little amusing things come out of my mind. Like, in my computer journal (not this, it's like a diary I just have it on the computer because I prefer typing to writing by hand), I tend to write like I'm telling everything to someone else, and sometimes it just gets ridiculous, I'll start saying things like "you know what I mean" and "we all know what/who I'm talking about" and then I reread it later and think "who the hell was I talking to?"