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I saw Alexander last night. Which was not my choice, but still.
+Bad Parts+
Too long (by like, an hour)
Overly homosexual (i do not desire to see men kissing every few minutes.)
I had to see Colin Farrell's balls (which surprisingly, are not much bigger than mine. Hmm.)
It was not historically accurate (hahah..like i give a shit)
I had to pee halfway through (count 2 HOURS) And that made the other half (count 2 MORE HOURS) VERY UNPLEASANT.
+Good Parts+
Well...um..there was one scene of boobs, which were semi-good.
Ahh..More violence then any person should ever want?
Yea, so, it wasn't that good. But the mall was pretty decent. and..yea.
+Bad Parts+
Too long (by like, an hour)
Overly homosexual (i do not desire to see men kissing every few minutes.)
I had to see Colin Farrell's balls (which surprisingly, are not much bigger than mine. Hmm.)
It was not historically accurate (hahah..like i give a shit)
I had to pee halfway through (count 2 HOURS) And that made the other half (count 2 MORE HOURS) VERY UNPLEASANT.
+Good Parts+
Well...um..there was one scene of boobs, which were semi-good.
Ahh..More violence then any person should ever want?
Yea, so, it wasn't that good. But the mall was pretty decent. and..yea.