Ice Rocks
ICE ROCKS® are secured ice cubes made from spring water and ready to be frozen. These cubes, to be consumed within two (2) years, are hermetically packaged in disposable, recyclable containers, providing the user with a complete guarantee with regard to hygiene and safety, while respecting the environment. ICE ROCKS® uses a patented technology, providing a container of refreshing ice cubes that are pure and hygienic.
ICE ROCKS® is a product that is sold in its unfrozen state (liquid), so it is in fact a product offering substantial savings in terms of delivery costs, in that it does not require trucks to be refrigerated for transportation.
http://www.icerocks.com/
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