“Pandas are endangered because they are utterly incompetent.”
Fucking hilarious.
...Pandas only eat bamboo shoots, but they get almost no nutrition from the sticks. So they spend the entire day shoveling the stuff down their stomachs -- where most of it never even digests...
...Just keeping the species alive is a full-time job for thousands of human zookeepers, veterinarians and scientists. That's because the useless animals have no interest in sex...
...In contrast to any other animal in the world, giant pandas exist solely because humans adore them, and want them to reproduce and stay alive...http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/07/stupid_pandas.php
...Pandas only eat bamboo shoots, but they get almost no nutrition from the sticks. So they spend the entire day shoveling the stuff down their stomachs -- where most of it never even digests...
...Just keeping the species alive is a full-time job for thousands of human zookeepers, veterinarians and scientists. That's because the useless animals have no interest in sex...
...In contrast to any other animal in the world, giant pandas exist solely because humans adore them, and want them to reproduce and stay alive...http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/07/stupid_pandas.php