Those of you who grew up playing text adventures (like Zork) might find this funny.
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
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Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
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http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/001561.html I wish that fucker would get eaten by a grue.