I just got sat on by over 50 kids.
Hm. Let me put that sentence in a bit more context. XD
I played Froggy at the library today. You know, one of those large, heavy, hot costumes? I was totally in one. And I was a frog.
I was this frog, in fact:
(the boy one)
My god, so many children were afraid of me, and my head kept almost slipping off. I was so scared I was going to traumatize some small child when FOGGY'S HEAD FELL OFF HIS SHOULDERS, AND IT WAS REVEALED THAT A SMALL BLONDE GIRL LIVES INSIDE HIM.
Needlesstosay, nothing happened. The kids all got a picture taken. I roasted. The kids all high fived me and hugged me as I was being led away, still roasting.
And I just kept thinking, all this for Froggy? I mean, he's not even that cool...I can't believe I'm this hot and uncomfortable for Froggy!
Everyone keep their figures crossed that next year is the monster from Where the Wild Things Are. :D