Dumb laws still on the books...
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
here's a city law...
Seattle:
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.
haha Chad this one's for you and all you other Wilbur people...
Wilbur:
You may not ride an ugly horse.
Ok.....Top 25 dumb laws....
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Location: United States, Ohio, Oxford
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Location: United States, Texas, Port Arthur
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Location: United States, Utah, Monroe
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
Location: United States, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Location: United States, Texas, Texarkana
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID THESE LAWS EVEN GET PASSED!!!????!!!!!
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
here's a city law...
Seattle:
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.
haha Chad this one's for you and all you other Wilbur people...
Wilbur:
You may not ride an ugly horse.
Ok.....Top 25 dumb laws....
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
Location: United States, New York, New York
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
Location: United States, Ohio, Oxford
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
Location: United States, Texas, Port Arthur
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Location: United States, Arizona, Tombstone
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Location: United States, Utah, Monroe
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
Location: United States, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
Location: United States, Texas, Texarkana
HOLY CRAP!!!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID THESE LAWS EVEN GET PASSED!!!????!!!!!