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[skrilla]

I am officially done with college. I only have to hand in paperwork about my colloquium, and finish working for Sut, but classes and finals are over. This feels very odd. And I have more than 10 days until graduation. I'll have things to do during that time, working for SRRI to make some extra cash before Boy Wonder and I move into the new flat (ha

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[gimpyhtml]

I AM SOOOO FAT. I'VE SWITCHED TO THE NEW ALL APPLE DIET. HOW DOES THE DIET WORK YOU ASK? YOU EAT ONLY APPLES AND DRINK ONLY APPLE JUICE AND WATER. ABOUT 30 MINUTES AFTER EACH APPLE MEAL, YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THROW IT UP. AND APPLE THROW UP TASTES LIKE A REALLY ACIDIC, SOUR APPLE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[skrilla]

You are mean.

[gimpyhtml]

only to the people on the ALL APPLE DIET

[enigma07]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!

[champi0n]

apples are a laxative. i know, because i drank an entire jug of apple juice in 5 minutes once, and nearly had an incident 20 minutes later. so, that diet is about as healthy and nutritious as anorexics who are reliant on laxitives.

[skrilla]

hahahaha, an incident. interesting fact about me: two of my former boyfriends have confessed to pooping their pants well after they were potty trained.