And by request I mean warning!

[skratchnsniff]

My mother's boyfriend is spending the night here this weekend. Last time he spent the night I was woke up by them talking and then had to endure hearing them have sex in the shower (I could still hear them after I went downstairs in an attempt to put enough space between I and them so as not to hear it). So I've placed this Post-It note on the bathroom mirror.

~A Friendly Request~
Please don't have sex
in the shower. I'd
like to avoid hearing
that event again
for the rest of my life.
<3 Thanks