Goodfellow Legacy 2.8: PARTY HARD
Last update, it was the kids' first few years in college! Love was in the air as Lysander and Kozue got engaged, and Demetrius, Alicia, Joss and Edmund found soulmates in the dorms (or maybe just fuckbuddies). Vera, the actual Romance sim, hasn't even had her first kiss yet because she sucks and is lame. Then Lysander got Kozue frickin' pregnant for less than 24 hours, and Alicia and Edmund were stupid enough to not go to their final exams and went crazy. WOW.
Demetrius: Hey, congratulations on being a fucking moron.
Edmund: ...
Oh lovely. I removed Inteen from my game after the disaster with Kozue and apparently all the dormies have forgotten that they've already kissed before.
Edmund: I'm gonna suffocate from all these hearts.
Maillady: OH MY GOD NAKED COLLEGE GIRL ASS
prepare for some vera spam you guys
Dormie: Hey, it's the girl who can't get laid! Finally snapped yet?
Vera: please just touch my boob i'll totally go for a girl at this point
Vera: Okay, maybe not an old lady.
Matchmaker: No, you idiot, I brought you a guy so you'd stop complaining to me over the phone.
this townie's name is sterling knight can you believe it
Vera: Well, Sterling, do you like my dress? 8D
Matchmaker: what kind of fail flirting is this chick doing
Sterling: Oh my god, am I seriously suck with you for the rest of the day? Uuugggghhhhh.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
THAT IS IT! It's time to CHEAT IN THE NAME OF THE BOOTY!
*HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGING FROM THE SKY*
Vera: Oh my god, Jasmine, look! Look at all the hearts! They're for me this time! 8'D
Jasmine: wtf is wrong with this girl
and they started getting jiggy on the couch, wow
Jasmine: Do you think they'd ever use handcuffs like Dem and I do?
TMI OKAY
It's like this picture exudes how high Vera is on makeouts and woohoo right now.
AND HE'S STAYING THE NIGHT AND THEY'RE SCREWING EVERY 4 MINUTES
i think my work here is done
Alicia: damn it I thought it was hilarious watching her go nuts
Jasmine: Heyyy!
oh sHIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT JASMINE IS WEARING WHAT
Demetrius: <333!
oh my god he's wearing it too
HOW MANY OF THESE DORMIES ARE HIDING THIS UNDER THEIR CLOTHES
i wonder what it feels like to be a nekkid grown ass adult after staying the night in a dorm room
Chef: AAAHHH MY BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'!
seriously
Edmund: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
Firelady: Don't worry, sir! I've got your biscuits!
Chef: Aahhhh, the coolness upon my ass is like an answered prayer!
Other Chef: Okay but what aBOUT MY BISCUITS NOW??
they're so incompetent i'm just done
yeah Edmund, i feel you
Not like he could make it to bed anyway, considering all the dormies I keep having to shoo from their rooms. >8I
Jasmine: Hey, I just wanted to surprise Demetrius!
Kozue: Wooo, yeah! Fuck you Zelda you piece of shit!
Kozue: Hey! Can't I play some Brawl without some broads getting in my way?!
Alicia: ignore her bby
VERA JUST GOT INVITED TO AN OUTING BY THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND, MAGNES! <333
Leave it to her to spend the entire time hanging out with Sterling instead of trying to get some more booty.
look at what i have to deal with in this dorm
that stupid pineapple keg comes from hell, along with that bubbleblower
Demetrius: Huh, what? Timmy fell down a well? What is it, girl?
Chefs: OUR KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
how surprising
now when the kitchen is on fire you just worry a little? yep
Kozue: *sNOOOORE*
in case you were unsure, Kozue's brain is still lost out in the bushes, somewhere
Dem&Alicia: WE CAN'T STUDY WE NEED MORE FUNNNN
UGH
Look at Joss! He doesn't complain! He's like an acedemic machine and writes his paper in less than 2 hours!
Ever since Vera got laid, guys have been finding her a lot more attractive.
Dormie: You remember when I dissed you? Yeah, that was so long ago, huh? So, whaddya on for tonight? 8D
Vera: MMMMFFFMFF!
Also, Vera has significantly lowered her standards.
Dormie: Wow, I'm in love!!!
ahahahaha, oh man you don't even know
story of my frickin' life
Oh wow, amazing. This makes, what, her third "first" kiss?
Dormie: Vera's like pure gold, man! I love her so much!
Look at all the dormies wanting to get into Vera's bed! Which is not a euphemism. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOMS.
I think this is legit the first time I've seen a dormie so dumb he passed out on the floor.
Vera: Prayer circle for this poor man!
Joss: no
But hey, with this picture they've all GRADUATED! Yes, even Alicia and Edmund. I may have hacked the school database for them. >.>
This party is so wild! Look, here's a guy getting grossed out from watching his brother make out!
Lysander: Ew, gross! I don't wanna see this!
Here's an engagement! 8'D
Emilie: Omigosh YES!
Dormie: *unfeeling robot*
Vera's woohooing with that one guy while Jasmine disapproves!
Jasmine: Your sister just got engaged, the hell is wrong with you?
More engagements! 8D
Edmund: Adrianne, my love...
MORE KITCHEN FIRES!
Chefs: Oh shit, oh god!
Edmund: HOW COULD YOU RUIN THS DAY FOR MEEEE?!
And...!!
Demetrius: Jasmine, will you marry me?
Jasmine: Oh yes yes yes!!! So sparkly, so shiiiinnnnyyyy! *drools*
Demetrius: Ughhh, my head... where the hell am I?
Robin: Welcome home, Dem! 8D
oh shiiiiiit cliffhanger!