Yet again with the 90+ pics you guys! 8O Less dialog/info boxes because they were annoying me.
Last update, Demetrius grew up into a teen, and Joss and Edmund grew into children. Robin quit his job and Juliet is now the primary breadwinner! She's on a roll with her promotions. Demetrius failed immensely at flirting with a hot chick and his brother Lysander nabbed a first kiss with her instead.
hahaha "less dialog/info boxes" and i start with one wow
So yeah, Demetrius was painting for a scholarship at the end of the last update and he made it. 8P
Lysander wanted to go on a date with Kozue, but I made him bring Demetrius along so he can find some wimmenz.
Kozue: Mmmm, Demetrius is HOTTTT!
GREAT WAY TO START A DATE WITH HIS BROTHER RIGHT
Demetrius: Okay, so just... just let me do this boob grab thing, that's how it works right.
Lady: *stare*
Demetrius: Sooo... you wanna come over to my place and we'll-
Bunlady: Ew, no way. You're 15.
Demetrius: But you just said you think I'm hot!
Bunlady: Yeah but I'm not going to prison over you.
Meanwhile Kozue and Lysander are having a dream date!
Lysander: Hey, will you be my girlfriend?
Kozue: Totally! <3
Remus: *photobomb*
um wHAT THE HELL DID I MISS
Bunlady here stinks to high hell but I guess Demetrius will take what he can get.
Lysander: So how'd things go?
Demetrius: I had my first kiss... she smelled really bad.
Lysander: Wow, uhhh...
Demetrius: Can we just not talk about this?
Vera: God you two are so loud every time you play that game. >.>
Joss & Edmund: *dun care*
Lysander: Oooh, yeah, I'm so manly! The Headmaster will be so impressed~
Kitty: *hisss!*
Lysander: AAH OH GOD IT HISSED AT ME NO
And the Headmaster arrives, looking... very fuckin' handsome 8O
Joss's hairstyle is apparently very in right now lol.
WOOOOOOO
Headmaster: Soo, you just got a promotion?
Juliet: Yes I did! I wish I could've come home to make dinner though
Headmaster: Yeah this spaghetti is meh.
Well that's a real shit-eating grin if I've ever seen one.
Headmaster: You know, you guys aren't all that bad.
Juliet: Do you think so? 'Cause I REALLY want this to happen. For my sanity.
oh shit
Headmaster: Hmmm... your meal was not bad, the house is amazing, and your schmoozing was pretty good...
Juliet: ... Ha... hahaha...
Juliet: AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAH
oh my god
Dr. Schnozz: Yes! Her mind is so far gone she'll be an EXCELLENT minion!
nooooo just please restore her sanity
Demetrius: Good morning, Mom... you okay after last night?
Juliet: Yeah.. yeah I'm perfectly fine... ha...hahaha
Robin: Don't talk to her about it for a few weeks.
this poor juliet 8C
maybe a little tinkering will help
Robin: *smoooch* 8D
That's not even yours and YOUR MENTALLY DERANGED WIFE IS RIGHT OVER THERE
Orrrr she's inside eating grilled cheese.
Juliet: Sigh. *nom*
Robin: There there, my love. Things will be alright.
8')
Juliet: Oh, professor! It's so nice to see you! I've learned so much you know! @u@
study group
Demetrius feels inclined to retry that whole booty call thing.
Bunlady: You know, this is really illegal, I shouldn't be here...
Demetrius: Hey, it's okay, I'll go to college and when I come back it won't be illegal!
Bunlady: I don't think I want a relationship with you though.
Demetrius: Oh. Well, uh...
Annnd he's the first to lose his virginity! Take that, Lysander!
Wait omg HE MADE A BOOTY CALL TOO
Where is Robin during all this seriously.
Kozue: That was amazing! You're amazing! *smoochie*
These two though.
Juliet: ... You slept with one of my sons didn't you?
Bunlady: *really loud piano playing*
Robin: Ew! I smell awful!
Well, there's the answer. He's been outside blowing bubbles all afternoon and evening. Great parenting, Robin!
Joss: Yeaaah! It's 1AM and I'm playing video games, woo!
Vera and Alicia = super best friends.
Alicia: Shh! Let's not wake him up until we've put all the whipped cream on his face.
Vera: That's what he gets for sleeping in the wrong room!
Robin: I can't believe it's Alicia's birthday today! They grow so fast.
Joss: Aww, what the hell is this?
Oh my god NO PLEASE TAKE THEM
Oh well. Birthday time!
adsfgshdhhs CUUUUTE
She doesn't really need makeup but I think she'd like some.
Right so, Alicia rolled Popularity! She's attracted to really fit elders but if they can cook then that's just plain weird. Her LTW is to Own 5 Top-Level Businesses, aka one of my least favorite LTWs ever.
...
*quietly turns off Juliet's birth control*
Holy crap he made a good muffin! 8O
Edmund: I was just that desperate to keep making them.
The family that plays kickybag together, stays together.
~*~CHILD LABOR~*~
Demetrius still has an obsession with noogies.
Juliet, I'd be careful if I were you. I don't think he wrapped it this time!
I don't know what's going on here but DEM'S FACE
Lysander inherited his daddy's face-stuffing ways, unfortunately.
Juliet: Oooh, ooh! Pick me, Professor, pick me! I KNOW THIS ONE
Brotherly punching turns to brotherly arguments! 8D
And then building a snowman!
Demetrius: eheheh yissss
Vera: Huh? Aren't you the dude who tried to set mother up on a blind date? Why'd you want to talk to me?
Maybe he knows it'll be your birthday soon.
Vera: Ew, gross, I'm hanging up.
Alicia: Um, yes, good evening Dad. I was trying to nap a little...
Robin: But... I just want to give you guys all these super duper hugs!
8OOO! It's okay, i got a mod to fix it.
Vera: Aww, how the heck did Edmund do it?
lolol fail
Alicia: And she said it was a ghost and it did this! *flails arms* WhoooOOOoooo~
Lysander: BAHAHAHA YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT LOL
Robin: Oh now- what the hell is this?!
Alicia has also picked up the trait to stuff her face!
Robin: But now I can't. 8C
Great, Vera found the bubble-blower.
Vera: Heeheeheehehhe~
You're sitting in like a foot of snow!
Joss: Sooo, wanna play rock paper scissors?
Alicia: Wooo, I win!
Edmund: Wow what a moron, she's stuck herself in the wall...
More Robin huggies, though Juliet probably needs them right now.
Alicia: Ew, why would I wanna hug you?
Edmund: Aww. :(
Wow Alicia, you're so nice to your younger brother.
Juliet needs to skill some more for her job, so TIME TO LEARN HOW TO CLEAN.
Juliet: Oh my god I never knew I should use SOAP 8O
Edmund: Lol, can you believe our mom didn't know about soap?
Joss: Wow, really?
Edmund and Joss = the other super best friends
Lysander: Oh god, AGAIN? I hate eating cake.
It's Vera's birthday! Now where is she?
Vera: Whoooo! Thanks, Demetrius!
Demetrius: You're welcome, ya little brat!
Smart move. >u>
Vera: Now that I'm feeling platinum at the moment... I wish...
Juliet: *bump*
Juliet: What the hell is this?!
Lysander: WHOOOO VERA YOU GROW UP YEAH
Yeah, feeling yourself up in front of your family, that's not inappropriate at all.
Vera: So Mom, I see you've outgrown your dress size yet again LOL
Juliet: Oh shut up, Vera.
So, here she is with a makeover! Her eyes are a nightmare to put makeup on. This is also the point when I realized she actually has red hair, not blonde. Yay for confusing hair colors?
Vera rolled Romance, eheheheh. >u> She quite likes blondes who are creative, but being charismatic is a no-no. Her LTW is to Become Hall of Famer.
Robin: Aww, we're gonna have another baby! 8D
Juliet: I don't think my mind is stable enough for this!
Well then, you know what that means...
Mini house date! Yes, I'm so tired of Juliet's low aspiration so it's time to take the easy way out. 8D
Juliet: Seriously, her boobs were like the size of planets!
Robin: 8O
Lysander: Wow, you guys.
They're rediscovering their love for each other, you wouldn't understand.
Lysander: Can they do that NOT in front of the fridge?
They wanted to woohoo on the sofa but chose the one outside in the snow. >_>
NOOOOOOOO he can't he has to stay young forever 8CCC
Vera's tucking Joss into the wrong bed, but whatever works I guess.
Oh no, don't miscarry! You shouldn't have done it out in the snow like that!
Whew, okay, everything's fine.
Juliet: I'm tired, I just want to go back to sleep.
Yeah you do that.
Demetrius is trying to meet girls in online chatrooms in the middle of the night.
Demetrius: Hey, it works for some people, right?
I'll let the chapter end here. So now we have 2 more kids to grow up into teens, and then they can all go off to college! But, hmm, one thing though: the new baby (or babies!). Should I wait to do the heir poll until after they're teens? Or are they just out of the heir race for being so late? I'd like your opinions on that!
Meanwhile I'm messing around with my maxis premades, so idk when another update will be. You might see makeover pics, though. ^u^