Pam Beesly, you are no longer cool
My hands are bigger than Jim's
While I love the way she distances herself from Michael Scott's stupidty, has a great sense of humor and likes art, I don't think Pam Beasley is that cool.
When Andy "ru dee dee doop" Bernard first came to the Scranton branch, he asked Jim for some hints on what would woo her. Of course Jim did a 180 and gave him a list of things she actually hated, one of these things was Frisbee Golf. I don't know why Pam would not like Frisbee Golf. I have been playing frolf with my friend Brandon and we have a lot of fun. You are basically walking through a park and throwing around a frisbee. And it's free! What's so dorky about that?
Another thing that really bothered me was last night's episode. She was complaining about graphic design. "All you do is make logos". Well what the fuck did you think you were going to do when you took a commercial design class? And you hate computers? What the fuck? Computers are super cool. How can you not be interested in things like SLI video cards, 45 nanometer quad core processors, solid state hard drives and bendable OLED monitors! And I actually like making logos and have a couple of designs that I'm working on now for some friend's website. It takes a lot of skill to come up with a design that encompasses the ideology of a company. It's a skill you learn by listening to clients and their vision. And instead of staying in New York and taking the class again, she gave up. She gave up the chance of doing something that could lead her to something she enjoys doing in life, but couldn't be away from Jim for another 3 months. I'm sorry, I can understand the strain of a long distance relationship, but that shit was weak.
Lastly, she has some big ass mother fucking man hands. I bet she doesn't need lobster shears with those paws. I mean, holy shit, if you look at her hands long enough, she starts to look like a deformed freak.
Even though she's really cute, warm and humble, I no longer think she's actually cool, and actually, kind of a drag.