Inside the McCain Campaign war room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjxzmaXAg9E
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the McCain war room these past two weeks...
Monday - Okay guys, lets hit Obama with the Ayers stuff all week, link him to terrorist, use his middle name and shit. Palin, I want you to get that crowd...stop playing with your hair...get that crowd angry. I want them to be scared to death of Obama. Yeah you can wink if you want. Now listen, do everything you can to call him a terrorist without actually saying, 'He's a terrorist'. No, he's not a fucking terrorist you idiot, but make it sound like he is. Who's Ayers again? What the fuck lady pay attention! Somebody get a radio so she can listen to Hannity. Oh for fucks sake, somebody wake up John. He's slobbering on his jacket. Get him a redbull."
End of the week - "Okay guys we are getting a lot of bad press over this Ayers shit. Goddamn it, who the fuck suggested we go that route?! Tucker? Tucker, get your ass over here. What the fuck's wrong with you!? We look like assholes again. Jesus man stop crying. Sarah! Stop playing with your fucking hair! Some idiots at your rallies are screaming "Terrorist" "Treason" "Kill him" and the press is picking up on it. No, it's a bad thing, Sarah. Now, John...John, wake up man your nap isn't until noon. Okay John, when you go to that town hall meeting tonight...we are in Ohio...now if anybody mentions him being a Muslim, a terrorist or whatever, just say he's a decent man or something. Somebody get Graham on the phone, we might just have to write up some bullshit about the economy for next week. He's not answering his phone? Okay for next week just use the stump speech from the RNC. Oh fuck what's this on CNN. Oh shit troopergate. Fuck. Ethics violations? Goddamn it!! Okay Sarah, just say you feel vindicated. No, vindicated means it's a good thing. Yeah I know what they just said. Just fucking...lie. Straight up lie and run away from the cameras. Somebody get me some Advil!"
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the McCain war room these past two weeks...
Monday - Okay guys, lets hit Obama with the Ayers stuff all week, link him to terrorist, use his middle name and shit. Palin, I want you to get that crowd...stop playing with your hair...get that crowd angry. I want them to be scared to death of Obama. Yeah you can wink if you want. Now listen, do everything you can to call him a terrorist without actually saying, 'He's a terrorist'. No, he's not a fucking terrorist you idiot, but make it sound like he is. Who's Ayers again? What the fuck lady pay attention! Somebody get a radio so she can listen to Hannity. Oh for fucks sake, somebody wake up John. He's slobbering on his jacket. Get him a redbull."
End of the week - "Okay guys we are getting a lot of bad press over this Ayers shit. Goddamn it, who the fuck suggested we go that route?! Tucker? Tucker, get your ass over here. What the fuck's wrong with you!? We look like assholes again. Jesus man stop crying. Sarah! Stop playing with your fucking hair! Some idiots at your rallies are screaming "Terrorist" "Treason" "Kill him" and the press is picking up on it. No, it's a bad thing, Sarah. Now, John...John, wake up man your nap isn't until noon. Okay John, when you go to that town hall meeting tonight...we are in Ohio...now if anybody mentions him being a Muslim, a terrorist or whatever, just say he's a decent man or something. Somebody get Graham on the phone, we might just have to write up some bullshit about the economy for next week. He's not answering his phone? Okay for next week just use the stump speech from the RNC. Oh fuck what's this on CNN. Oh shit troopergate. Fuck. Ethics violations? Goddamn it!! Okay Sarah, just say you feel vindicated. No, vindicated means it's a good thing. Yeah I know what they just said. Just fucking...lie. Straight up lie and run away from the cameras. Somebody get me some Advil!"