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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
The greatest Christmas present ever: The Voyage of the Beagle
'...colder climate, the greater part would be absorbed or...'
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
...yeah. Phone.
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
CSI: Miami. David Caruso is fuckin' Hot.
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
10:37pm
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:59pm
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Weiners scratching at the door.
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Three minutes ago I went out for a smoke.
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A role-play that's turned rather... interesting.
9.What are you wearing?
My painted-splotched hoodie and torn up jeans.
10.Did you dream last night?
I don't think so.
11. When did you last laugh?
I really don't know. I think it was a Family Guy comment or something.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Scarface. Freshwater Aquarium fish. Vice City map. More Scarface. Marilyn Manson.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I don't think so, no.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I haven't done one of these in forever... Gods know why I'm doin' it now.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Batman Begins. Just bought it from Blockbuster.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Shrooms. Shrooms, Shrooms, and more Shrooms. And once my third-eye is squeegeed clean, I'd be buyin' congressman by the baker's dozen.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I sing in the shower. Incessantly.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd have every weatherman shot on the spot.
19. Do you like to dance?
Love to.
20.George Bush:
Really needs to replace his puppet strings with fishing line. It's ashame they're visible at the State of the Union address on TV.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Monet.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jonathan.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Consider? Darlings, I plan to.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'd like him to tell me what exactly is in those li'l Juan burritos for .30cents a piece.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Meh. Their choice.