"Come on, Bartender..."
"...Won't you be more tender
Give me two shots of whiskey
And a beer chaser
Love will be the death of me..."
-Rigina Spektor
Today is one of those days where a bunch of little things go wrong to make one big old mess.
I couldn't sleep last night to save my life because my house was feezing.
My airline pass for Nashville didn't go through, so I have to take the bus. Which means more money.
My work computer is lame and won't let me make any internet purchases. So I can't multi-task while I'm working.
Weather in New York = cancelled flights = angry customers yelling at me.
My back is killing me.
I'm going crazy....
The world is going to shit!
...And for Christ's sake if old people do not learn how to book a goddamn flight over the internet like right now I am going on a geriatric killing rampage!!!!!!!
...I'm having a bad day.
You all should know.