Dancing 'verse ficlet: In The Movement

[skoosiepants]

In The Movement | PG | ~1000
Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas | follows Dancing Goes All Night

“Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”

A/N: for shutyourface, who thinks Carden “would kill you dead & then go get a burger while your bloody body cooled in the trunk of his car.” This is kind of like

Comments

[celebutaunt]

"That’s Mike’s head superimposed on top of Zac Efron’s body."

OMG OMG THAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST MENTAL PICTURE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER.

I must go off and shop this right now.

[skoosiepants]

I must go off and shop this right now. YOU WILL BE MY HERO!!!

I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[celebutaunt]

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[celebutaunt]

I meant I hope he doesn't see this, shit. D:

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[skoosiepants]

OMG YES!!! AHAHHAHAHAAHAHA THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!!

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[celebutaunt]

IT IS (WOULD BE?) A SURPRISINGLY GOOD LOOK ON HIM.

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[shutyourface]

OH GOD NIGHTMARES FOREVERRRRRRRR

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[kylieq]

DUDE THIS IS ALMOST BETTER THAN MY CARDEN/MUSSO MAKEOUT TATTOO.

ALMOST.

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[shutyourface]

YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL.

Re: I REALLY HOPE THAT MIKE CARDEN SEES THIS AND DECIDES TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

[seratonation]

thats.... possibly not a bad look? O.o

[morrisseyislove]

LOLOLOLOL.

I hope Kevin Jonas sees this picture and wishes he was as cool as Mike Carden.