okay, so hear me out

[skoosiepants]

You know what would be awesome? A TODAY'S SPECIAL AU!! That's right folks, how cool would that be? Ryan Ross is the mannequin that comes to life when you put on his SPECIAL CAP. Brendon is the display designer who wakes him up!!! Okay, so, beyond that I don't have much, because there was basically just a bunch of puppets running around 'causing shenanigans, but we can make the night guard Spencer Smith and Muffy the Mouse can be JON WALKER WHO TALKS ONLY IN RHYME. HE CAN BE A STONED STREET BUM THAT BRENDON LETS INTO THE STORE, I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE CAN'T ACTUALLY BE A MOUSE, RIGHT?

I know I've said this before, but I think I've finally actually lost my mind. Good day to you all.