I'm incredibly antsy and lazy at the same time. I can't think of anything to write, and
flickerofyou is still holding the Harlequin Fic of Horrible Horrible Doom hostage (because it is so bad, dudes, you have no idea) and my Ghost!Ryan fic has become something like Jon Walker, PI - I don't even know! - and, okay, so I'm starting to wonder what a Jon Walker Coming Out fic would be like. I mean, how would that go down? I suspect there wouldn't be nearly so many ponies as with Brendon's coming out. Lots of cats, maybe. What would Jon's favorite zoo animal be? I kind of want to give him a parrot. What's with me giving band guys parrots? You see how I'm losing my mind, right? You know what should be in more fics? Jon bonding with Joe and/or Andy. WAIT. WAIT, why are there not any deserted island bandslash fics? Someone should write a harlequin_band fic like that. I like deserted islands fics. Bill and Gabe should be on a deserted island together. And Bill should be engaged to Travis! And Gabe should try to seduce him away!! With deserted island fruit and exotic flowers and baths in tropical spring waters!! That would be hilarious.