I would appreciate less porn noises. If you cannot be quiet, I will start dropping boxes on you.

[skoosiepants]

Ow, ow, ow. I've gone from an excellent boob day to throwing my back out, and I'm sitting here at work in immense pain!

Also, robot porn has turned out to have more crack than porn. Which I guess is sort of a given. With me invovled. And robots.