Stolen from another LJ friend
A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that
he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will
use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he
made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying
in, "p..e..n..i..s". His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that
he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will
use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's
attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he
made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying
in, "p..e..n..i..s". His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***