Chronic Doorman

[skonen_blades]

I am the chronic doorman lapchild that makes success as improbable as trout lice. I walk into the room like a greasy high five and people immediately want to wash their hands. They have their beard theory ready as I throw the net of my calendar out over the month, fishing for dates. I cut a fine figure dressed in my barbeque smock and carrying

Comments

[jeff2001]

Real brilliance in here!

[skonen_blades]

Swert. Thank you VERY much.

[superjill]

I would like to replace all my bones with wishbones.

[skonen_blades]

Amen to that. They are fragile though.