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In times of great stress, darling dragons will eat each other. This is how they went extinct.
During moments of intense ecstasy, unicorns will often burst into flame. This is how they disappeared from the planet.
Cyclopses are intensely allergic to peanuts and olives. They were also too stupid to remember this fact about themselves. So much for them.
There was only ever one lonely Minotaur. He lived for seven hundred years. His origins are lost. His death was a celebration of mourning on par with Diana, Princess of Wales.
Mermaids and Sirens all fell in love with sailors and became mute women with pain-riddled legs. Land locked and crippled, they died in brothels or on street corners.
There are still plenty of centaurs. They live in the deepest reaches of Africa.
Not all creatures were hunted to extinction by man.
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During moments of intense ecstasy, unicorns will often burst into flame. This is how they disappeared from the planet.
Cyclopses are intensely allergic to peanuts and olives. They were also too stupid to remember this fact about themselves. So much for them.
There was only ever one lonely Minotaur. He lived for seven hundred years. His origins are lost. His death was a celebration of mourning on par with Diana, Princess of Wales.
Mermaids and Sirens all fell in love with sailors and became mute women with pain-riddled legs. Land locked and crippled, they died in brothels or on street corners.
There are still plenty of centaurs. They live in the deepest reaches of Africa.
Not all creatures were hunted to extinction by man.
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