Ooopsie Daisy!
It seems we may have had a little accident at the Volcano Lair today. Anyone who was working in or near the Biological Weaponry Department should probably report back to the office immediately. Better yet, just give a call to our friendly Project: Prometheus Containment Team and they’ll be over to your residence in two shakes of a lamb’s tail. Nothing to worry about, just some pesky end of the year paper work we need you to fill out, now. Just look for the friendly folks in the big yellow suits!
(We'll also need the names of everyone you've come in to contact with in the last 24 hours, we have some paperwork for them too.)
(We'll also need the names of everyone you've come in to contact with in the last 24 hours, we have some paperwork for them too.)