Project: Beachfront Property
One of our most ambitious projects to date, Project: Beachfront Property is coming along swimmingly. The long term Global Warming project has both Political and Economic benefits for GRUDGE. The rising seas levels will further destabilize most world governments as well as turning our copious investments in desert acreage into a beachfront Real Estate bonanza.
Headed by long time team member Dr. Klaus Doomfist, the project consists of millions of strategically placed Icarus XIII Nuclear Heat Rays secretly buried under every Starbucks in the world and pointed directly at the earths core, raising it’s median temperature to levels sufficient enough to melt the polar Ice Caps.
Our efforts to obfuscate the rise in the temperature of the Earth’s Core have been wildly successful. By manipulating both ends of the Political spectrum to debate carbon emissions as the cause of Global Warming instead of GRUDGE, we have covered our tracks completely. Kudos to our Agents within Big Oil and a big, big Congrats to the robot we replaced Al Gore with. To think we worried that people would notice. See you at the beach Las Vegas!
*Important Safety Tip* Please be sure to say hello to the new GuardBot 9000 next time you're at the Volcano Lair. Seriously, be sure to get your voice recorded with it's Voice Recognition software because after Wednesday, it'll shoot anybody it doesn't recognize.
Headed by long time team member Dr. Klaus Doomfist, the project consists of millions of strategically placed Icarus XIII Nuclear Heat Rays secretly buried under every Starbucks in the world and pointed directly at the earths core, raising it’s median temperature to levels sufficient enough to melt the polar Ice Caps.
Our efforts to obfuscate the rise in the temperature of the Earth’s Core have been wildly successful. By manipulating both ends of the Political spectrum to debate carbon emissions as the cause of Global Warming instead of GRUDGE, we have covered our tracks completely. Kudos to our Agents within Big Oil and a big, big Congrats to the robot we replaced Al Gore with. To think we worried that people would notice. See you at the beach Las Vegas!
*Important Safety Tip* Please be sure to say hello to the new GuardBot 9000 next time you're at the Volcano Lair. Seriously, be sure to get your voice recorded with it's Voice Recognition software because after Wednesday, it'll shoot anybody it doesn't recognize.