Got Plague?
I caught the plague on my trip to Virginia over the Bunny Holiday. It began as a slight cough, but swiftly snowballed into hacking spasms that wracked my body with pain. After the couching subsided, the dripping slime swooped in to infest my already aching body. I drugged myself up and hopped aboard the temperature roller coaster. Today the Plague's grip finally slacked enough to allow my return to work.