Some online holiday fun...
Remember madlibs? Yeah... go here: http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Here's mine!
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at ashley's Office party. It was denise who spiked the punch with too much dirty martini. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cookies.
I thought it was funny when I put mary beth's shirt on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the couch while singing `silent night'. I didn't mean to break ashley's tv and don't know why ashley would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling john's wife a stinky cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on emily's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my rav 4 through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sparkly cat and have me arrested for theft!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lovely and amazing . And I'm really not to blame for any of this funny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Shelly (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 62 bucks!
Here's mine!
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at ashley's Office party. It was denise who spiked the punch with too much dirty martini. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cookies.
I thought it was funny when I put mary beth's shirt on my head and danced the hokey pokey on the couch while singing `silent night'. I didn't mean to break ashley's tv and don't know why ashley would accuse me of murder.
I don't remember calling john's wife a stinky cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on emily's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my rav 4 through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sparkly cat and have me arrested for theft!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all lovely and amazing . And I'm really not to blame for any of this funny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Shelly (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 62 bucks!