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Apr 07, 2006 22:08

OK nick, but only because you called me hash bashua.

1) whenever i'm in the shower, which usually takes an exorbitantly long time, i twist my upper body back and forth metronomically whenever i'm not in the cleaning process. why?

2) before ever falling asleep, i must lay on my back for a few minutes, than lay on my side facing right for two minutes, than lay on my back again for a minute, and than choose a random comfortable sleeping position.

3) whenever i'm formulating a paper, especially when it's a good one, i jump up from my chair as a good train of thought hits me and I wander aimlessly back and forth through every room in the house discussing the thought with myself until all the excitement has faded and i sit back down, and then do the same thing again shortly thereafter--without writing anything down.

4) everytime i get on my bike, i do two bunny hops right off the bat. hop hop!

5) whenever a great discussion is happening in class, and i feel that i absolutely must jump in, i switch from a laid back/1-crossed leg position to an awkward "perched" position where my feet are planted on the chair, and one knee is bent in a kooky way and i bounce up and down subtly to divert my ecstatic energies.

6) anytime i'm alone and walk into a room to get something, i forget what i walked in for, than walkback into another room and proceed what i was doing, then walk back into the other room without thinking i had to get something in it even though I did, then leave again without doing anything at all, and then remembering what i was going to get (usually my wallet or keys) and going back into the room to finally claim them.

on a side note, i'm in new york presenting for a phi conference, and the school keeps paying for me to get drunk. wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

~Joshua
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