Legendz Manga Synoptic Theater #2
Because where else are you going to see something like this?
Narrator: Hey, kids! Check out the latest toyetic craze involving collecting computerized monsters and making them fight each other!
Legendz 2: Volcano Hacker
(Ryudo Elementary School Gymnasium)
Kogao: My crab monster is doing poorly! I can't understand why, I wore my lucky red shirt today. And when did he decide to take a bath in molten lava?
Hentai: I basically admit to sabotaging your equipment before the fight.
Kogao: Say what?
Hentai: And now I let my fire giant stomp you good.
Maki: We four strongest Legendz wielders observe from above. I am surprised by Hentai's strength. I'm also the token girl.
Hosuke: I'm not surprised, for reasons that will become obvious. I'm the big, stupid one, by the way.
Yuki: I'm the preppy type, and the leader. I have this MacGuffin called the "golden soul figure", and plan to pass it on only to one who is truly worthy. That's why we're having this tournament, after all.
Hosuke: I hate when Yuki acts all smart and stuff.
Mitsuru: ... (I'm the cool loner type who doesn't talk much.)
Ririko: And while you lot were introducing yourselves, I won the other finalist slot. Probably the last Legendz battle I'll win in this series.
(Hallway)
Ken: I got to this school too late to enter the tournament; what's it about?
Ririko: There's this MacGuffin called the golden soul figure, who I want to be a friend to my mermaid.
Hideaki: Not only is it supposed to have magical powers, but it makes you the official school representative in intermural Legendz tournaments.
Ken: Cool! I love Legendz battles! Let's do it now!
Hentai: I thought I'd just drop by to make subtle threats.
Hosuke: And just in case you didn't get that he's a bad guy, I show up and endorse him.
Ken: I good-naturedly insult Hosuke.
Hosuke: I have no good nature. Now we gotta motor.
Hideaki: Hentai uses a fire giant, so theoretically a water critter like Ririko's mermaid would have the advantage.
Ririko: You know what this means...
Ken: ...more training!
(outside)
Hosuke: It was my plan to cheat, so you'll be turning over the prize to me. Then I will master its power and become invincible!
Hentai: Yes, my master. I know Ririko's class schedule, and when she changes clothing.
(Athletic field, next day)
Hideaki: I am such a wimp that Ririko can knock me senseless with a dodgeball.
Ririko: If only this translated into actual physical combat prowess.
(classroom)
Hentai: Now to do the dirty deed. I find the talispod and change the settings.
Ken: Because outside Legendz battling I am a complete dumbass, I completely forgot to go to phy ed. I'd better get my gym clothes out of my desk.
Hentai: I get flustered, and trying to hide my sabotage, accidentally grab Ririko's skirt.
Ken: So that's why you're called "Hentai", huh?
Hentai: Actually, it's because my Japanese-order name is Henmi Taizo, and it makes an embarrassing abbreviation. In the American dub, I'd probably have a name like "Percival Vert." But in reality, I have no interest in girls.
Ken: Uh...okay.
Hentai: I just walked into the wrong classroom, went into a girl's desk and started fondling her skirt by total coincidence.
Ken: Fortunately, I am gullible, and buy this.
(After school, at the gym)
Hideaki and Ken: We are excited!
Ririko: I am nervous and didn't check to make sure my equipment was okay.
Hentai: I am excessively confident.
Yuki: Not only does the winner have to defeat his or her opponent, but also satisfy me that they are truly skilled in order to get the MacGuffin. Not that Hosuke is going to catch that second part.
Cute Girl: I want to have Yuki's babies!
Fat Girl: Not me.
Maki: Let's get ready to rrrrrumble!
Ririko: I finally look at my monster, and am shocked!
Hentai: i accuse Ririko of cowardice.
Ririko: My mermaid's been dehydrated, as though someone deliberately changed the settings.
Kogao: The same thing happened in my battle! I accuse Hentai of cheating.
Hentai: I pooh-pooh the notion.
Ken: The penny finally drops on what Hentai was doing in Ririko's desk.
Yuki: So what you gonna do?
Ririko: My monster's health means more to me than winning. I throw the match.
Hosuke: I declare Hentai the winner and insist Yuki hand over the MacGuffin.
Yuki: I smell a rat. Or maybe Hosuke's B.O.
Hosuke: I accuse Yuki of my own faults.
Ken: I challenge Hentai, using my wind dragon in Ririko's fire-infested talispod.
Hentai: Are you nucking futs?
Ken: I'm handicapping myself in order to shame you into fighting me.
Hosuke: Damn. Under the "hero combat" rules, Hentai will have to accept.
Yuki: I like this idea.
Maki: Me too.
Mitsuru: ... (Of course, if I don't have any actual speaking lines, they don't have to pay my voice actor.)
Hentai: Oh, all right. Let's start in with the fire-based metaphors and puns!
Ken: Even though these are supposedly just holograms, I'm still sweating from the heat. And children are using these as toys why?
Shiron: I'm not too fond of heat either.
Hentai: Because I have an early advantage, I get overconfident and toy with my opponent.
Shiron: I use a weak attack that the fire giant easily blocks.
Hentai: I order the giant to use two powerful attacks to finish off the dragon.
Ken: Oh, by the way, did I mention my dragon is part phoenix? Counterattack!
Shiron: I turn the combined power of fire and wind on my opponent, and win!
Yuki: I am impressed by Ken's training.
Maki: I am impressed by his bravery.
Mitsuru: ... (I am impressed by his confidence. But only in thought balloon.)
Hosuke: I turn my wrath on my minion.
Hentai: I cringe.
Hideaki: I used a spare talispod to heal the mermaid up.
Random Kids: We like Ken!
Fat Girl: I want to have Ken's babies!
Hentai: Even though I was shown as the cheat that I am, I still try to get the tournament prize on a technicality.
Yuki: No one ever listens to the part where I talk about skill, do they?
Hosuke: Great. Now I need to come up with another unnecessarily complex plan to obtain the MacGuffin.
Yuki: Now we remaining Ryudo Four members must test Ken for his eligibility for the MacGuffin. Let's strike cool poses!
Maki: Sure!
Mitsuru: ... (Whatever.)
TO BE CONTINUED
Narrator: Hey, kids! Check out the latest toyetic craze involving collecting computerized monsters and making them fight each other!
Legendz 2: Volcano Hacker
(Ryudo Elementary School Gymnasium)
Kogao: My crab monster is doing poorly! I can't understand why, I wore my lucky red shirt today. And when did he decide to take a bath in molten lava?
Hentai: I basically admit to sabotaging your equipment before the fight.
Kogao: Say what?
Hentai: And now I let my fire giant stomp you good.
Maki: We four strongest Legendz wielders observe from above. I am surprised by Hentai's strength. I'm also the token girl.
Hosuke: I'm not surprised, for reasons that will become obvious. I'm the big, stupid one, by the way.
Yuki: I'm the preppy type, and the leader. I have this MacGuffin called the "golden soul figure", and plan to pass it on only to one who is truly worthy. That's why we're having this tournament, after all.
Hosuke: I hate when Yuki acts all smart and stuff.
Mitsuru: ... (I'm the cool loner type who doesn't talk much.)
Ririko: And while you lot were introducing yourselves, I won the other finalist slot. Probably the last Legendz battle I'll win in this series.
(Hallway)
Ken: I got to this school too late to enter the tournament; what's it about?
Ririko: There's this MacGuffin called the golden soul figure, who I want to be a friend to my mermaid.
Hideaki: Not only is it supposed to have magical powers, but it makes you the official school representative in intermural Legendz tournaments.
Ken: Cool! I love Legendz battles! Let's do it now!
Hentai: I thought I'd just drop by to make subtle threats.
Hosuke: And just in case you didn't get that he's a bad guy, I show up and endorse him.
Ken: I good-naturedly insult Hosuke.
Hosuke: I have no good nature. Now we gotta motor.
Hideaki: Hentai uses a fire giant, so theoretically a water critter like Ririko's mermaid would have the advantage.
Ririko: You know what this means...
Ken: ...more training!
(outside)
Hosuke: It was my plan to cheat, so you'll be turning over the prize to me. Then I will master its power and become invincible!
Hentai: Yes, my master. I know Ririko's class schedule, and when she changes clothing.
(Athletic field, next day)
Hideaki: I am such a wimp that Ririko can knock me senseless with a dodgeball.
Ririko: If only this translated into actual physical combat prowess.
(classroom)
Hentai: Now to do the dirty deed. I find the talispod and change the settings.
Ken: Because outside Legendz battling I am a complete dumbass, I completely forgot to go to phy ed. I'd better get my gym clothes out of my desk.
Hentai: I get flustered, and trying to hide my sabotage, accidentally grab Ririko's skirt.
Ken: So that's why you're called "Hentai", huh?
Hentai: Actually, it's because my Japanese-order name is Henmi Taizo, and it makes an embarrassing abbreviation. In the American dub, I'd probably have a name like "Percival Vert." But in reality, I have no interest in girls.
Ken: Uh...okay.
Hentai: I just walked into the wrong classroom, went into a girl's desk and started fondling her skirt by total coincidence.
Ken: Fortunately, I am gullible, and buy this.
(After school, at the gym)
Hideaki and Ken: We are excited!
Ririko: I am nervous and didn't check to make sure my equipment was okay.
Hentai: I am excessively confident.
Yuki: Not only does the winner have to defeat his or her opponent, but also satisfy me that they are truly skilled in order to get the MacGuffin. Not that Hosuke is going to catch that second part.
Cute Girl: I want to have Yuki's babies!
Fat Girl: Not me.
Maki: Let's get ready to rrrrrumble!
Ririko: I finally look at my monster, and am shocked!
Hentai: i accuse Ririko of cowardice.
Ririko: My mermaid's been dehydrated, as though someone deliberately changed the settings.
Kogao: The same thing happened in my battle! I accuse Hentai of cheating.
Hentai: I pooh-pooh the notion.
Ken: The penny finally drops on what Hentai was doing in Ririko's desk.
Yuki: So what you gonna do?
Ririko: My monster's health means more to me than winning. I throw the match.
Hosuke: I declare Hentai the winner and insist Yuki hand over the MacGuffin.
Yuki: I smell a rat. Or maybe Hosuke's B.O.
Hosuke: I accuse Yuki of my own faults.
Ken: I challenge Hentai, using my wind dragon in Ririko's fire-infested talispod.
Hentai: Are you nucking futs?
Ken: I'm handicapping myself in order to shame you into fighting me.
Hosuke: Damn. Under the "hero combat" rules, Hentai will have to accept.
Yuki: I like this idea.
Maki: Me too.
Mitsuru: ... (Of course, if I don't have any actual speaking lines, they don't have to pay my voice actor.)
Hentai: Oh, all right. Let's start in with the fire-based metaphors and puns!
Ken: Even though these are supposedly just holograms, I'm still sweating from the heat. And children are using these as toys why?
Shiron: I'm not too fond of heat either.
Hentai: Because I have an early advantage, I get overconfident and toy with my opponent.
Shiron: I use a weak attack that the fire giant easily blocks.
Hentai: I order the giant to use two powerful attacks to finish off the dragon.
Ken: Oh, by the way, did I mention my dragon is part phoenix? Counterattack!
Shiron: I turn the combined power of fire and wind on my opponent, and win!
Yuki: I am impressed by Ken's training.
Maki: I am impressed by his bravery.
Mitsuru: ... (I am impressed by his confidence. But only in thought balloon.)
Hosuke: I turn my wrath on my minion.
Hentai: I cringe.
Hideaki: I used a spare talispod to heal the mermaid up.
Random Kids: We like Ken!
Fat Girl: I want to have Ken's babies!
Hentai: Even though I was shown as the cheat that I am, I still try to get the tournament prize on a technicality.
Yuki: No one ever listens to the part where I talk about skill, do they?
Hosuke: Great. Now I need to come up with another unnecessarily complex plan to obtain the MacGuffin.
Yuki: Now we remaining Ryudo Four members must test Ken for his eligibility for the MacGuffin. Let's strike cool poses!
Maki: Sure!
Mitsuru: ... (Whatever.)
TO BE CONTINUED