Yu-Gi-Oh! Millenium World Manga Synoptic Theater 2
Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Millenium World, Grandpa Mutou was revealed to have been cool when he was young. Also, we learned how the Millenium Puzzle got to Japan.
(Yugi's room, night.)
Yugi: I've put these horrendously powerful and priceless God Cards in the box the Millenium Puzzle came in. The one without a lock. After all, no one would bother stealing these treasures.
Yugi: Tomorrow, I'm going to insert the cards into the mysterious stone slab at the museum, which should open a new dungeon to explore.
Sugoroku: Dang, you're still awake. I'd hoped to sneak in while you were asleep to grab the God Cards. But as long as you're up, can I fondle them again?
Yugi: Okay, but no licking.
Sugoroku: Can I display them in the store? Can I? Huh, huh?
Yugi: The Pharoah, er, I mean, me says no.
Sugoroku: Relax, I know all about the Pharoah, except of course his missing name. I also know you're cursed to find his memories or die horribly.
Yugi: You couldn't have told me about this before I solved the Millenium Puzzle?
Sugoroku: The path of a shonen manga hero is fraught with difficulties.
Yugi: Well, at least I'm not stuck with the path of a shonen manga comic relief sidekick.
Sugoroku: And so to bed.
(Time passes. A storm gathers.)
Sugoroku's image: You are the chosen one!
Tomb Robber's image: The chosen one must find the memories or die!
Yugi: Man, lack of sleep is making me hallucinate. I even see the Pharoah as a separate person in my room.
Pharoah: Dang, my escape attempt was noticed.
Yugi: I'm so excited about getting your memories back I can't sleep!
Pharoah: I was just thinking. All I really am is a ghost in a necklace. All my friends are actually your friends, most of my memories are actually your memories. So I was thinking of just taking you over permanently.
Yugi: Oh, I think "partner" is a better arrangement. After all, it could take several volumes to actually get your memories back.
(Yugi finally falls asleep as the storm hits.)
Thief: About freakin' time. I've been waiting by the skylight for twelve pages!
(Opens skylight and steals box.)
Yugi: What the heck? Why would anyone want to come in the unlocked skylight and take the God Cards? It makes no sense!
(outside street)
Yugi: I'll wear my school jacket like a cape! That'll make me look cooler than just my pajamas.
Thief: I'll just duck into this dark alley, where I will be completely safe, and--AIIEE!
Yugi: I wonder who that mysterious, bloody-handed figure is standing over the eviscerated body of the thief? Surely not anyone I know.
Tomb Robber: As a thief myself, I know something about security systems, and yours stinks.
Yugi: Evil Bakura! And me without my wooden stake and crucifix!
Tomb Robber: Here, have the cards back, but I'm sticking near you as you're clearly a butterfingers.
Yugi: I see you're wearing the evil bling again.
Tomb Robber: I have to. It goes with all my outfits. But you can have the Millenium Eye, which I ripped from Pegasus' still-warm corpse.
Yugi: Uh....
TO BE CONTINUED!
(Thoughts, comments?)
(Yugi's room, night.)
Yugi: I've put these horrendously powerful and priceless God Cards in the box the Millenium Puzzle came in. The one without a lock. After all, no one would bother stealing these treasures.
Yugi: Tomorrow, I'm going to insert the cards into the mysterious stone slab at the museum, which should open a new dungeon to explore.
Sugoroku: Dang, you're still awake. I'd hoped to sneak in while you were asleep to grab the God Cards. But as long as you're up, can I fondle them again?
Yugi: Okay, but no licking.
Sugoroku: Can I display them in the store? Can I? Huh, huh?
Yugi: The Pharoah, er, I mean, me says no.
Sugoroku: Relax, I know all about the Pharoah, except of course his missing name. I also know you're cursed to find his memories or die horribly.
Yugi: You couldn't have told me about this before I solved the Millenium Puzzle?
Sugoroku: The path of a shonen manga hero is fraught with difficulties.
Yugi: Well, at least I'm not stuck with the path of a shonen manga comic relief sidekick.
Sugoroku: And so to bed.
(Time passes. A storm gathers.)
Sugoroku's image: You are the chosen one!
Tomb Robber's image: The chosen one must find the memories or die!
Yugi: Man, lack of sleep is making me hallucinate. I even see the Pharoah as a separate person in my room.
Pharoah: Dang, my escape attempt was noticed.
Yugi: I'm so excited about getting your memories back I can't sleep!
Pharoah: I was just thinking. All I really am is a ghost in a necklace. All my friends are actually your friends, most of my memories are actually your memories. So I was thinking of just taking you over permanently.
Yugi: Oh, I think "partner" is a better arrangement. After all, it could take several volumes to actually get your memories back.
(Yugi finally falls asleep as the storm hits.)
Thief: About freakin' time. I've been waiting by the skylight for twelve pages!
(Opens skylight and steals box.)
Yugi: What the heck? Why would anyone want to come in the unlocked skylight and take the God Cards? It makes no sense!
(outside street)
Yugi: I'll wear my school jacket like a cape! That'll make me look cooler than just my pajamas.
Thief: I'll just duck into this dark alley, where I will be completely safe, and--AIIEE!
Yugi: I wonder who that mysterious, bloody-handed figure is standing over the eviscerated body of the thief? Surely not anyone I know.
Tomb Robber: As a thief myself, I know something about security systems, and yours stinks.
Yugi: Evil Bakura! And me without my wooden stake and crucifix!
Tomb Robber: Here, have the cards back, but I'm sticking near you as you're clearly a butterfingers.
Yugi: I see you're wearing the evil bling again.
Tomb Robber: I have to. It goes with all my outfits. But you can have the Millenium Eye, which I ripped from Pegasus' still-warm corpse.
Yugi: Uh....
TO BE CONTINUED!
(Thoughts, comments?)