Old friend
This is what one of my first friends is now doing for a living. Basically, he gets tacky old paintings from charity shops, and "modifies" them in humorous ways. I should have known to expect big things from him. We used to play pirates and/or ewoks in the woods near his house, and he would make up new adventures about Star Wars characters to make me giggle. This, when we were about five or six. I haven't spoken to him in years, but I used to think we were going to get married because he was a boy and we liked each other, which boys and girls are not supposed to at six.