To my twisted minions...a test to amuse me
For various band-related reasons I friend just about anybody who asks me to on the old FB. Recently got a friend request by Jerry Parisi, a name I didn't know. Turns out he is the face of one of the smarmier
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well, there are a wealth of just odd things out there, real products (at least they were at one time)
how about Urine Sample Candy? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2010/10/urine-sample-candy.html
The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.
Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!
or perhaps some Subtle Butt Fart Pads? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2007/12/subtle-butt-fart-pads.html
It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.
like bacon? hate licking envelopes? then try the MMMMvelopes ... http://weirdnews.about.com/od/weirdphotos/ig/Strange-New-Products.-0F7/Bacon-Flavored-Envelopes.htm
Mmmvelopes, envelopes with bacon flavoring from J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt. The company's motto is "Everything should taste like bacon."
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