Pyrates Royale Announce 2011 East Coast Winter Doldrums Tour
So you didn't die in last weekend's “No-pocalypse 2010”. I know how disappointed you were when you climbed out of the remains of your parent's 1960s bomb shelter that you've been thinking of turning
into a den; only to find out that not only were you not missed, but that only about 1/3rd of an inch of snow fell anyway. This on top of the crushing feeling of hatred of your family and self-loathing brought on by the fact that not a single one of those cheap bastards bothered to get you a new X-Box-360, OR the new Lexus that you have been subtly hinting about since well before the start of the Chrisolstichanakwonzaramadayofattonementalanxiety shopping season began. And although your boss gave you the extravagant gift of the use of his season tickets at Redskin Stadium for the rest of the year after you found out that he is banging the new gal in accounting and he's hoping that this will shut you up so that Shirleanne doesn't find out about it, the fact remains that THE REDSKINs SUCK.
We know how you feel. Well, actually we don't. Our biggest problem is trying to figure out where to park the new Gulfstream V.
Manassas is a bit of a trek, and Frederick is so low-brow. So what can you do???
Well, we've got just the thing to break you of your ennui:
The 2011 Pyrates Royale Winter Doldrums Concert!
January 8, 2011 8-10 p.m-ish.
Galesville Memorial Hall, Main St., Galesville, MD
Tickets: $15 advance (until 5 p.m. on Saturday, Jan 8); $20 door
information number: Janie 443-786-0463;
alternative: Paul 301-467-3200
We'll be joined by Hangman's Faire, Calico Jenny, and local maritime poet Captain Larry McDonald for rollicking evening of song, verse, and pageantry. Use of Faire Clothing by you is strongly encouraged.
Delicious pre-concert meals can be found at the the Pirates Cove restaurant at the end of Main Street. The West River Improvement Association will be selling beer, wine, sodas; and light desserts will also be available
A portion of the proceeds will benefit WRIA, a local eco-organization.
Be there or we'll kill you....Just kidding...ha...ha...ha
into a den; only to find out that not only were you not missed, but that only about 1/3rd of an inch of snow fell anyway. This on top of the crushing feeling of hatred of your family and self-loathing brought on by the fact that not a single one of those cheap bastards bothered to get you a new X-Box-360, OR the new Lexus that you have been subtly hinting about since well before the start of the Chrisolstichanakwonzaramadayofattonementalanxiety shopping season began. And although your boss gave you the extravagant gift of the use of his season tickets at Redskin Stadium for the rest of the year after you found out that he is banging the new gal in accounting and he's hoping that this will shut you up so that Shirleanne doesn't find out about it, the fact remains that THE REDSKINs SUCK.
We know how you feel. Well, actually we don't. Our biggest problem is trying to figure out where to park the new Gulfstream V.
Manassas is a bit of a trek, and Frederick is so low-brow. So what can you do???
Well, we've got just the thing to break you of your ennui:
The 2011 Pyrates Royale Winter Doldrums Concert!
January 8, 2011 8-10 p.m-ish.
Galesville Memorial Hall, Main St., Galesville, MD
Tickets: $15 advance (until 5 p.m. on Saturday, Jan 8); $20 door
information number: Janie 443-786-0463;
alternative: Paul 301-467-3200
We'll be joined by Hangman's Faire, Calico Jenny, and local maritime poet Captain Larry McDonald for rollicking evening of song, verse, and pageantry. Use of Faire Clothing by you is strongly encouraged.
Delicious pre-concert meals can be found at the the Pirates Cove restaurant at the end of Main Street. The West River Improvement Association will be selling beer, wine, sodas; and light desserts will also be available
A portion of the proceeds will benefit WRIA, a local eco-organization.
Be there or we'll kill you....Just kidding...ha...ha...ha